Damn things are a real pain in the ass on the Broads always climbing on the boat and sh*tt*ng everywhere and the aren't bloody worth eating either. Pests. All got bloody Weils disease also. Now that is nasty.
I assumed you'd been tricked into a nite crossing of the channel in at least a F3 and had your sleep disturbed, or praps he chucked a shoe or two overboard...........................
Roast duck, yum yum, maybe you could both adopt me/forums/images/icons/smile.gif
whilst having consumed 'Jemima', you have neglected to say whether or not you enjoyed it. I suspect however that you did, and that is what has upset you.
Wait until xmas at my house this year, when I feed the mother-in-law well disguised venison. I can hear it now. 'Oohh, you Bastard. You killed Bambi'./forums/images/icons/crazy.gif