JumbleDuck
Well-Known Member
@knuterikt - Yes, I had thought about a floating crane to avoid the need for a ground survey, but I phoned up a company yesterday, and they charge £20,000 a day for the crane plus any relocation fees :S
Any local windfarm installers who might do it for the publicity? They used some ruddy huge floating cranes to put in the Robin Rigg farm on the Solway ...
Otherwise I think you have to go Wile E. Coyote. Stack of dynamite (Acme brand, natch) under her, big bang, hope she comes down in the water. The worst that happens is that your face gets blackened and the sad trombone sound plays,