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Need some advice here please. Our fenders are looking v. grubby. How do I persuade Mrs B and/or child no. 4 to clean them this weekend Any suggestions would be very much appreciated.
Mr B
Mr B
jfm
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We know all your intimate details
Give her massage and lager praps. Apparently it works ok on you.
(That's for P, not the kid, the kid will need £150 on Pokemon stuff or a PS2)
Give her massage and lager praps. Apparently it works ok on you.
(That's for P, not the kid, the kid will need £150 on Pokemon stuff or a PS2)
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Re: We know all your intimate details
Discreet ain't she?? Good idea but if we get into massage, the bloody fenders can stay dirty!!
Mr B
Discreet ain't she?? Good idea but if we get into massage, the bloody fenders can stay dirty!!
Mr B
Boatman
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There are three solutions probably not what you had it mind but here goes:
1. Give up it's a lost battle
2. Buy some new ones
3. Do it yourself
I am however sure that the merry band who frequent this forum will come up with much better ideas
1. Give up it's a lost battle
2. Buy some new ones
3. Do it yourself
I am however sure that the merry band who frequent this forum will come up with much better ideas
suzanne
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Re: Identity
Knowing the real MrB and knowing that he is not computer literate I'm thinking that this is MrsB pretending to be MrB. Anyhow, happen to know that son no 4 has many weaknesses, money, computer, any item of clothing with a certain branding, re his coat, oh and more money. You could try any of these methods, computer is the one I suggest. Take it away from him, make him spend his time cleaning like the rest of us! (Dad before you reply, I clean sometimes)
Suzanne xXx
Knowing the real MrB and knowing that he is not computer literate I'm thinking that this is MrsB pretending to be MrB. Anyhow, happen to know that son no 4 has many weaknesses, money, computer, any item of clothing with a certain branding, re his coat, oh and more money. You could try any of these methods, computer is the one I suggest. Take it away from him, make him spend his time cleaning like the rest of us! (Dad before you reply, I clean sometimes)
Suzanne xXx
paulineb
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Re: Identity
As far as I'm aware, MrB is at home with Sam playing on the new computer ...and he knows what he can do with his fenders !!!
Pauline B
As far as I'm aware, MrB is at home with Sam playing on the new computer ...and he knows what he can do with his fenders !!!
Pauline B
markc
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Re: Stop it Pauline - we all know it\'s you!!
Suzanne is right, this is not MrB!
Sorry Ma!!!
Mxx
Suzanne is right, this is not MrB!
Sorry Ma!!!
Mxx
paulineb
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Re: Stop it Pauline - we all know it\'s you!!
Marky Mark, speak to Sam Pxx
Pauline B
Marky Mark, speak to Sam Pxx
Pauline B
markc
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Re: Stop it Pauline - we all know it\'s you!!
That was my second guess!! I suppose Sam could be the organ grinders monkey so to speak!
M
That was my second guess!! I suppose Sam could be the organ grinders monkey so to speak!
M
paulineb
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Re: Stop it Pauline - we all know it\'s you!!
It was Sam's 16th birthday last Sunday and we bought him all the kit so he could build his own computer and I know Jon's currently at home with him. Pxx
Pauline B
It was Sam's 16th birthday last Sunday and we bought him all the kit so he could build his own computer and I know Jon's currently at home with him. Pxx
Pauline B
BarryD
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Surely you just throw them away and buy new ones?
Barry D.
Barry D.
KevL
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Re: Identity
Where's your picture to back up the Bio - and remember some people will know if you are telling porkies ;-p
Kev
Where's your picture to back up the Bio - and remember some people will know if you are telling porkies ;-p
Kev
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Was Tommy previously called HUMDINGER ? just interested thats all.
Paul js
Paul js
paulineb
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Nope. Humdinger is now called Kwaver and is a lovely Humber which belongs to ChrisP and Mrs P.
Pauline B
Pauline B
paulineb
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Re: Identity
Trust me. You wouldn't want to see Mr B's pic. He's known as pants man. Ask Suzanne !!!
Pauline B
Trust me. You wouldn't want to see Mr B's pic. He's known as pants man. Ask Suzanne !!!
Pauline B
jfm
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PaukineB, sorry but yr reply was 1/2 arsed
Cor blimey PaulineB, when I asked in a post a week ago who knew/was related to who, your reply only scratched the surface. From above it seems that loads of people are actually your children, suzanne's someone's daughter, ChrisP still in there somehow, etc etc. Repeat request for organogram in MSPowerpoint please
Cor blimey PaulineB, when I asked in a post a week ago who knew/was related to who, your reply only scratched the surface. From above it seems that loads of people are actually your children, suzanne's someone's daughter, ChrisP still in there somehow, etc etc. Repeat request for organogram in MSPowerpoint please
byron
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Re: PaukineB, sorry but yr reply was 1/2 arsed
My father is ChrisP. ;-)
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My father is ChrisP. ;-)
©2001
www.education-jobs.co.uk
www.alexander-advertising.co.uk
paulineb
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Re: PaukineB, sorry but yr reply was 1/2 arsed
Chris and I went to a psychic fair and while he was having a reading done, I went over and asked if I could have some money. He quickly explained to the woman that I wasn't his wife and she said oh is it your daughter then. So Crispy IS my father
Pauline B
Chris and I went to a psychic fair and while he was having a reading done, I went over and asked if I could have some money. He quickly explained to the woman that I wasn't his wife and she said oh is it your daughter then. So Crispy IS my father
Pauline B
jfm
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Re Yeah right......
....and Colin Maslen's my grandson...
....and Colin Maslen's my grandson...