Mount Everest on tin tray

[davidfox]

I am thinking of sliding down mount everest on a tin tray to end up in Edinburgh for the G8 summit anyone know Bob Geldofs mobile number?

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

before I give you Bobs number, I need more detail on the tray.....all tin trays are not made equal... and I would want to be sure that you are undertaking this with a good quality tray....

 

[jimi]

moon on the moon

I've got a better idea ... lets all go to the moon collecting aliens on the way and then lets all moon at Sir Bob G

 

[davidfox]

you can rest assured that the tray will be suitable for any futile publicity stunt that I can dream up!

 

[FullCircle]

I would like the exclusive rights to appear on TV as the expert pompous prat explaining to the gullible public why you should have perished in the attempt but didnt but that was only because of freak local conditions and if you had used a British Steel Tin Tray with genuine Cornish Tin, instead of one of Johnny Beijings Vivid Sunrise Tin Tray Company efforts, you might have made it except for breaking 1261 local bye laws and punched a hole in the ozone layer, not to mention sliding over an SSSI and knocking over a couple of almost extinct snot yaks before leaving your rubbish at base camp and having 250 journos causing light pollution with their late night revellings at the Goat & Sherpa letting off flash guns everywhere.
Also to hint darkly at the mis-appropriation of raised charity funds, so you better put me on a well paying Quango damn quick so the public enquiry can get under way.
Did I mention standing for Parliament at the next bye-election wherever it is? Got an agenda that includes clearing the empire of aging plug rockers and their funny haircuts.

 

[dulcibella]

Drat!

Disappointing - I thought that this thread was going to be about famous British sailors who are obsessed with silly and pointless sailing records.