Most useless thing to take into a liferaft.

[MADFISH]

I know its not Friday but I think its time for a funny.

What is the single most useless thing you can take with you into a liferaft?

Things like an extension lead or a dvd player.

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[sailbadthesinner]

your sinking boat

<hr width=100% size=1><font color=red>Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.</font color=red>

 

[Twister_Ken]

An umbrella? nm.

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[Trevethan]

VHF licence?

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[Trevethan]

VHF licence?

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[jimi]

Ice axe and crampons?

nm

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[Twister_Ken]

Weird echo around here

How about your boat keys?

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[Twister_Ken]

Dunno

You might drift up onto the pack ice.

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Your copy of Colregs nm

nm

<hr width=100% size=1><font color=red>Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.</font color=red>

 

[jimi]

Re: Dunno

Particularly if your in a McGregor about to be rammed by a sledging Kingfisher2 ... you'd need all the edge you could get!

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[mickshep]

VHF licence and the unabridged threads of one recent poster, (unless you have a lifraft 30' accross!!!!!!!!!!!) Mick.

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[Metabarca]

Clearly a barbecue. It would be hard to keep the thing standing on its legs whilst in use...

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[TomIsitt]

Re: The skipper...

...he's the useless tw@t that got you into this mess in the first place

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[chas]

Yes!

Townie Blair

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[PortsmouthBird]

SWMBO surely !!!

SWMBO surely !!!

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[daveking]

An electric lawn edger

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[Happy1]

Callsign/ MMSI number ?

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[davidhand]

There used to be a sign in a marina restuarant on San Francisco Bay that said the three most useless things on a sailboat were, an umbrella, a wheelbarrow, and a naval officer. (presumably US Navy) Although I have carried an umbrella myself, but not in California.


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[Gunfleet]

Proust.

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[chriscallender]

Got to be...

A box of condoms - after all who is even going to speak to you after you sunk a perfectly good boat.

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