Most useless thing to take into a liferaft.

[Ohdrat]

Re: R.U.M.

Where are you getting the mast from...? and what if the nets you are now attached to catch a submarine that decides to dive.. what signs would you use then???

or alternatively your boat might have hit a partially submerged container and sunk.. hence no mast...

Anyway how do you step a mast in a life raft??

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[Sybarite]

Your pet piranha ?

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[snowleopard]

Re: Got to be...

he: 'do you know the difference between conversation and copulation?'
she: 'no'
he: 'well lie down and i'll talk to you'

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[Twister_Ken]

>Anyway how do you step a mast in a life raft?<

Carefully, I suspect.

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[TheBoatman]

Re: But ...

Jimi ,,,wot a brill idea, he could chew on the wife, would take him days before he got round to me. By that time I'd hope to be rescued, he'd have a serious bout of indigestion and I'd have got the perfect alibi.

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: But ...

I take it she's not computer literate, Peter?

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[Gunfleet]

Re: Got to be...

I have tried this on Mrs M and she doesn't think it is funny. I do though. Oh dear.

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[TheBoatman]

Re: But ...

Ken
I can dream can't I<s>

After all she's just dragged me 3500 miles to NY to go shopping AND I froze my nuts off. I never realised that NY was such a cold place. Still I think I've earned a few browny points for this years sailing expo.

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[Guest]

How 'bout the abandoned ship's painter....cud avoid salvage that way.

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