Trevethan
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James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance,
then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running
late?"
"No" he replies, "Q's just given me this
state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now? "
"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be
broken because I am wearing knickers!"
Bond tuts, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an
hour fast......"
very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance,
then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running
late?"
"No" he replies, "Q's just given me this
state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now? "
"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be
broken because I am wearing knickers!"
Bond tuts, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an
hour fast......"
