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Ahem, well, further to my ripping into rpthomas who slightly plugged his company at New Year.
Now, instead of him crawling down a hole or runing away e-crying as is usual following one of my er only-partially-justified giagantically ott e-biffings...he's been Pm'ing me nicley! And he's gone and done something about his website and everything else too! Which is pretty good innit? Yes. In fact, it's quite wonderful, cos all he'll need is a few more moany gits like me (or perhaps hardly any at all actually) and his company will be pretty much utterly perfect.
I reckon that any company that will shift its backside and say well, Mr slightly moany tightwad pedantic git tcm sir, that's actually a good point or two you have made there we'll do something about it - deserves some success eh? Cos that response means that they *aren't* like most outfits saying ooh no, i'm afraid our standard fixed-in-stone unwavering policy is to do the worst job we can get away with for the most money we can extract from you, sir, and always has been.
Of course,all those rubbish companies have very able staff who go above and beyond the call of duty, act on their own iniaitive, find new and better ways of doing things and evaluate advice good and bad EXCEPT at work, for some reason, mostly the rubbish management. But clearly this doesn't apply to yachtmovers, it would seem.
So anyway {clears throat} , "If you want a yacht delivery company that is a bit different from the usual overpriced cack-handed slovenly late-and-miserable normal marine industry average, you might try Yachtmovers, and although I haven't actually tried them myself the omens are quite good, and even if they are a new or newish company the people themselves will have the qualifications they need I suppose so thinking about it, in that respect they'd be just the same as any other delivery types but probably making just thatlittle bit of extra effort - and also possibly cheaper too on account of their HQ being rpthomas's house instead of a wasteful big poncy office with its horrid non-PC big carbon footprint which is another good reason to try them and will make up a bit for you er having a big boat, although on the other hand i can't guranatee they will always be the cheapest, obviously, but they might haggle, perhaps, a bit, but not too much, be reasonable. "
Wow! How about that for a newYachtmovers slogan eh, rpthomas? I expect you'll be pm'ing me next to ask if it's ok to use it, hm? Well no, it flippin well isn't! You'll have to make up your own catchy slogan for chrissakes cos i've given you *quite* enough help already, harumph.
Oh alright, since it's near Christmas you *can* use it. But no more cheesy slightly-commercial happy new year messages ok?
And thus peace and goodwill reigns throughout the forum again.
Now, instead of him crawling down a hole or runing away e-crying as is usual following one of my er only-partially-justified giagantically ott e-biffings...he's been Pm'ing me nicley! And he's gone and done something about his website and everything else too! Which is pretty good innit? Yes. In fact, it's quite wonderful, cos all he'll need is a few more moany gits like me (or perhaps hardly any at all actually) and his company will be pretty much utterly perfect.
I reckon that any company that will shift its backside and say well, Mr slightly moany tightwad pedantic git tcm sir, that's actually a good point or two you have made there we'll do something about it - deserves some success eh? Cos that response means that they *aren't* like most outfits saying ooh no, i'm afraid our standard fixed-in-stone unwavering policy is to do the worst job we can get away with for the most money we can extract from you, sir, and always has been.
Of course,all those rubbish companies have very able staff who go above and beyond the call of duty, act on their own iniaitive, find new and better ways of doing things and evaluate advice good and bad EXCEPT at work, for some reason, mostly the rubbish management. But clearly this doesn't apply to yachtmovers, it would seem.
So anyway {clears throat} , "If you want a yacht delivery company that is a bit different from the usual overpriced cack-handed slovenly late-and-miserable normal marine industry average, you might try Yachtmovers, and although I haven't actually tried them myself the omens are quite good, and even if they are a new or newish company the people themselves will have the qualifications they need I suppose so thinking about it, in that respect they'd be just the same as any other delivery types but probably making just thatlittle bit of extra effort - and also possibly cheaper too on account of their HQ being rpthomas's house instead of a wasteful big poncy office with its horrid non-PC big carbon footprint which is another good reason to try them and will make up a bit for you er having a big boat, although on the other hand i can't guranatee they will always be the cheapest, obviously, but they might haggle, perhaps, a bit, but not too much, be reasonable. "
Wow! How about that for a newYachtmovers slogan eh, rpthomas? I expect you'll be pm'ing me next to ask if it's ok to use it, hm? Well no, it flippin well isn't! You'll have to make up your own catchy slogan for chrissakes cos i've given you *quite* enough help already, harumph.
Oh alright, since it's near Christmas you *can* use it. But no more cheesy slightly-commercial happy new year messages ok?
And thus peace and goodwill reigns throughout the forum again.
