nordic_ranger
Active member
A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicoloured
hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of
leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire face
and body are riddled with pierced jewellery and his earrings are big, bright
feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old
man who just glares at him for the next ten miles.
Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man: "What are you
looking at you old fart... didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies: "Yeah. Back when I was young and in
the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore, and had sex with a parrot so my mates told me. I thought maybe you were the result"
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hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of
leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire face
and body are riddled with pierced jewellery and his earrings are big, bright
feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old
man who just glares at him for the next ten miles.
Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man: "What are you
looking at you old fart... didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies: "Yeah. Back when I was young and in
the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore, and had sex with a parrot so my mates told me. I thought maybe you were the result"
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