miss high maintenance

[powerskipper]

miss high maintenance

Have heard this term before, what do you guys mean by this, love to know?

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Julie

 

[tcm]

Re: miss high maintenance

ah, it's a term that refers to the way girls like you are always ded keen to come and help with antifouling, i think.

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[powerskipper]

Re: miss high maintenance

Really!!!
I never knew that? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[powerskipper]

Re: miss high maintenance

ERERE who said I liked anti fouling?

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[paulineb]

Re: miss high maintenance

Julie, I'm an HMG

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[powerskipper]

Re: miss high maintenance

So they must be
Funny, witty, s***y, d****bl, and unique then?


PS can I be one then?

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[Aja]

Re: miss high maintenance

Number of things
1 Cant get out of the car when it's raining - hair goes frizzy
2 Wee gold ballerina pumps not most suitable for Kilmelford boatyard
3 Designer nylon jacket - formerly known as an Adidas top - not waterproof
4 To be fair she thought she was getting a weekend away on the boat, so was expecting a full set off Mustos
5 Also expecting a steak dinner in Tarbert - so we got off lightly by giving her oysters on the pier at Oban
6 Cant go anywhere there isn't a mobile phone signal.

Also known as Ruth....

Donald



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[tcm]

the route to HMG

you need to start with a minimum of 40 handbags all in perfect condition, innumerable shoes (far more than fifty pairs), and a wardrobe full of clothes.

Then, go shopping for some more that you can't afford without the assistance of some hapless bloke. Oh, of course, you can afford it from your own money, but having bought all the new gear you wouldn't be able to afford to do other things like erm, eat anything for a while or pay a phone bill.

Your aim should be to get your partner into saying "but do you really need..." at least 3 times a day, and 10 times on saturdays. Your reponse to this is either silence, or some weepy tears and questioning "aren't i worth it?" or " i though you'd *like* me to look nice" or if you overuse these, snappy retorts regarding dressing in rags as an alternative, as tho the stuff you've bought is all you've got.

Eventually, he gives up saying "but do you really need..." and sets about buying a bigger wardrobe, another weardrobe, and/or a bigger house, and at THAT point - you're a HMG.

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[tugboat]

Re: miss high maintenance

Miss high maintenance-you can walk away, Mrs high maintenance- now that's a problem! Iknow- I had two /forums/images/icons/frown.gif(one at a time, I hasten to add). Now I have a boat instead - she's pretty high maintenance too - funny that, must be a female thing /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[Olly]

Re: miss high maintenance

I see no one has even broached the subject of MR High Mainteneance!

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[paulineb]

Re: miss high maintenance

I have two Mr HMs .. the youngest of which has just given me his final "i need list" before starting uni next week !

I also have 2 Miss HMs who adore shoes and sparkly things

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[Becky]

Re: the route to HMG

Now, TCM, you usually have very sensible postings, but this time you seem to be way off the mark./forums/images/icons/smile.gif
Incidentally, Bessie my little spaniel, who s very HM, has just reminded me that it is her dinner time, so I have to quick.
An HMG is one who stimulates the present-buying gene which normally lies dormant in most men. They then rush around buying her beautiful things, the shoes and handbags you mentioned (being totally unimaginative like most men). What about skiing holidays, trips to the Bahamas, or Acapulco? Now that is what I would call an imaginative present!
Now what was that hypnotherapy technique I learned at college?/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[mirabriani]

Re: miss high maintenance

I see you have brought them up with all the correct priorities
Briani

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[mirabriani]

Re: the route to HMG

I am not sure about hypnotherapy.
In my experience (of grandaughters)
Little girls are born with the technique of
obtaining exactly want they want from all males.

Regards Briani

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[powerskipper]

Re: the route to HMG

you have met my daughter then!!!!!!!

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