Men and Women

paulineb

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WOMEN
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> Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
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They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a 'safe at home call' from a friend, after a snowy drive home.
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They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbours.
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They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice. They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids into the right schools and to get their family the right health care. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
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Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart and they know that knowledge is power. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
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A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. They live in houses, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
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They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same for people you come in contact with.
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> Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and w*nking.
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Ohhh you\'ll go straight to hell for that....

How cruel can you be <G>

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A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows
her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree,
and it's an absolute steal at only $20."
"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, it used to live in a brothel and as a
result its language is a touch fruity"
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad
minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".
So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the
woman "F---me, a new brothel and a new madam"
"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot
when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls,
but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.
"Well f---- me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old
clients. How ya doin', Dave?"
 
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