Membership ceremony for refugees from mobo chat

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"New Allegiance Ceremony for those emigrating from Mobo to Scuttlebutt"

The ceremony is designed to combat a growing sense of alienation among members of mobo chat community about the one called Crappy1. It sends a very clear message that those who choose to be part of the family are committing themselves," Mr. Hollamby said, echoing the words of TCM who told the new citizens: "I very much hope that this ceremony has added something to the significance of acquiring Scuttlebutt membership, and that it has reinforced your belief, if any reinforcement is required, that Sailing boats are the superior force here and are very welcome."

The new citizens included people from Port Solent, Chichester, Hamble, Poole, and Weymouth. They ranged in background from a Sunseeker owner, to a Broom owner and a Princess person.

"It gives me a sense of belonging," said One of the powerboat ownees, a 32-year-old drunk from Port Solent who was the first to receive a certificate of membership from Kim Hollamby.

Under Scuttlebutt laws, all would-be yachties must sell their stink pots and buy a sailboat within for five years unless they are married to a yachtsman when the change requirement is three years. Processing scuttlebutt applications can take months or years.

The change in the ceremony coincides with deepening concerns in yachting circles and across Europe that wealthy western societies are failing to absorb an influx of powerboaters from different cultural, social and religious backgrounds. Mr. Hollamby indicated that he wanted the new ceremony to stand as a new statement of loyalty. "We're offering people the right to be a yachtsman," he said. "They are taking up not just the obligation but the tremendous commitment to give themselves to the Solent."

The latest oath enjoins new citizens to "be faithful and bear true allegiance to the Blue Ensign."

They also pledged: "I will give my loyalty to proper yachts and respect its rights and freedoms. I will uphold its IRPCS values. I will observe its laws faithfully and fulfill my duties and obligations as a Yachtsman."

The new procedure drew some criticism from people who argued that the ceremony should not have been introduced until other measures had been put in place to teach new powerboaters about the IRPCS.

"Going to a ceremony to wave a blue ensign and take an oath to the Yachting Monthly seems meaningless," said a Fruit and Veg Merchant from Croydon,.

At a time when the debate on Scuttlebutt so often reflects hostility to new arrivals, it is a positive sign that new yacties are standing up publicly to declare that they are embracing Sailboats" the forum said.







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Wot the 'kin 'ell are you on about??? Have I missed summin ??

Cheers

Terry

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IRPCS

Yes could I enrol please, do we have to sing sea shanties at the ceremony? You do realise that us stinkies have no idea wot IRPCS is, letters easily re-arranged to spell PRICS, is this the latest club for drunken stinkies?

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I object most strongly to letting just any old stinkies in here. They should either have professional credentials showing raggie bias, or huge amounts of dosh so they can do rounds at elite raggie clubs

Outraged of MoboChat!

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This is only for established mobo-ers who need acclimatising to our strange but honourable ways. You have strayed over this side far too many times to be considered an alien in need of raggie indoctrination. Why Brendan, for you are an honorary raggie, far more than a mere sympathiser and one who I propose be awarded the prestigious 'freedom of the forum' medal.

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We should have sympathy for those lower beings aspiring to a better plane! Brendan, though, is an interloper from Galactica Walesio .. and sae has nae hope.

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now then, now then

Now you’re all just being boatist. I thought we all shared the love of the water and the river and open sea? Or am I missing something? Why do you look to draw a line between boaters?

Yours, no very impressed at all.

Peter
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Re: now then, now then

er, don't think there's an emoticon for tongue in cheek. Doubtless this might have helped avoid confusion!

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Ha! You're not catching me out that quickly. I accept some fancy award and a certificate and next thing I know, I'll be getting invoices for forum light dues and all sorts of things! No thank you!

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Ah, but us petrol heads aint at all worried about all that diesel tax stuff!! It's going to be a real hoot when marine diesel costs more than petrol! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif All the diesel stinkies will be erecting big sticks on their boats though, and many a house is going to have beds whipped clean of sheets, and there will be a boom in sewing machine sales, as they try to cobble together a raggie wind propelled contraption

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Re: It\'s petrol and it floats!

So sorry old boy, didn't realise you'd managed to get the old Vauxhall Viva seaworthy. Must look out for it. I am allowed to smoke on said vehicle?

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Re: It\'s petrol and it floats!

/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif course you can smoke - I do!

Had to give the Viva bodywork a bit of a face lift, it was all rusty, but have to say it goes pretty well!!

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Re: The summin you\'v\'e missed

Its all about Kim cracking down on powerboat owners, sometimes to referred to as "stinkies", for fooling about with their forum.

BTW the expression you have used in you first sentence all most certainly transcends Kim's new guidelines on the use of bad language!

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Re: The summin you\'v\'e missed

Got cha , been off forum lately ----looks as if I'v missed all the fun !! Just seen Kim's "pack it in" thread on MOBO so appreciate your comments --- Oh Dear !!looks as things are serious!
Terry

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Re Sorry if......

the minor disputes among the young greek gods over in MoBo chat Valhalla has caused a few ripples over here in raggie Hades./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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