Meeting other forum members

[Irish Rover]

So do you get the WD 40 on prescription FOC, or do you have to pay?
Rusty b..x can be a nasty experience.
That must be an unusual experience for the mistress when she describes to her friends the activities.
"Is he good in bed? "
"Dunno I usually jack him up in the travel hoist & spray his undercarriage. He loves it when I go round with the wire wool"

I suppose you've already been told so, but just in case, you are not funny.

 

[Daydream believer]

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[Irish Rover]

Ok I will delete my post if you delete yours & perhaps we can call it quits

I wasn't in any way offended by your post. I just wanted to let you know your attempts at being funny, are generally not, and some of them come across as dirty old man type smut.

 

[Bouba]

I can’t bear to hear anymore from you lot….. you are all banned from the South of France

 

[Irish Rover]

I can’t bear to hear anymore from you lot….. you are all banned from the South of France

We could arrange to get you banned from the forum again which would be easier to arrange

 

[Bouba]

We could arrange to get you banned from the forum again which would be easier to arrange

I know YOU could

 

[Irish Rover]

I know YOU could

I hope others who might think about upsetting me are taking note. It's called Paddy Power.

 

[Daydream believer]

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[Skylark]

We had three great get together in the Welch med , someone came from Guernsey, one from London and someone came towing a boat from Cornwall his drive shaft snapped 5 miles before conwy so aaAA took hail back to Cornwall . The were weekends, with meals gig racing etc . I think most peeps come to see Kawasaki . They were great times , now in Torquay it’s not so sociable , is it a southern thing .

Fond memories. Hayden. Little Ship, Phil & Liz, Searush, some very sociable guys, pleasant company.

I recall having nice conversations with a guy from Stoke but something happened around 2016 and our views became divergent

All the best!

 

[Chiara’s slave]

I have one of those powerful iridium magnets…if I ever came across you…I would drop it into your pocket on the side with your tin hip…so you would forever only be able to walk in circles

I wonder what that would do to Mrs C. She has 2 tin hips.

 

[Bouba]

I wonder what that would do to Mrs C. She has 2 tin hips.

I don’t know.....one on each side with hooks on....to attach shopping bags

 

[Daydream believer]

I suppose you've already been told so, but just in case, you are not funny.

To follow on from line one
I think a cartoon of you coming out of the pharmacy with a can of wd40 & 2 old ladies saying " I see Irish Rover has rust in his balls again" would be quite funny

 

[Irish Rover]

To follow on from line one
I think a cartoon of you coming out of the pharmacy with a can of wd40 & 2 old ladies saying " I see Irish Rover has rust in his balls again" would be quite funny

Would they be 2 of the old ladies you say you used to entertain with your stand up routine? Just accept it. You are not one of the forum's funny guys. No shame in it just as long as you accept it.

 

[Seastoke]

Fond memories. Hayden. Little Ship, Phil & Liz, Searush, some very sociable guys, pleasant company.

I recall having nice conversations with a guy from Stoke but something happened around 2016 and our views became divergent

All the best!

Someone told me you changed your boat name to Boris the Great.

 

[Bouba]

People don’t have to be funny (most of you aren’t)......they just have to be my audience

 

[tico]

Many years ago, we had an organised curry after the Boat show at Earls court (see how long ago) followed by drinks at TCM's London flat... not sure how many that were there are still around

 

[Poignard]

Someone told me you changed your boat name to Boris the Great.

'Boris the Ingrate' would be more apt.

 

[sailorman]

Isn’t that the Lounge? yes but be careful what you say, some are easily offended these days it seems

 

[wonkywinch]

I met Colhel this year, he was kind enough to give me a guided tour of Portland.

 

[Bouba]

I met Colhel this year, he was kind enough to give me a guided tour of Portland.

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He can’t know it that well...or he’d know where the barbershops are....