Magician Wanted

[jimi]

To go in a glass box stuck to the to of my mast from Soton to Cherbourg for a share of the TV rights. One condition .. no eating!

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[longjohnsilver]

I suppose that you can cr#p and p#ss down the centre of your mast, is it connected to your holding tank? Otherwise you'd be blaming the extra large seagulls!

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[jimi]

Och he can wear a nappy .. but no golf balls mind ye!

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[neutronstar]

I just wish I could get paid for that sort of silly stunt .... then I'd take the £1m and go sailing; and never have to sit in this stupid office ever again !

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[ecudc]

It's a trick....don't know how but it's a trick. Bet when he comes out after 40 days he's not looking considerably thinner.

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[jhr]

Actually, I bet he does look considerably thinner at the end of the 40 days. I don't know whether it's a trick or not (though he is an illusionist, of course) but, for a guy who normally looks fairly skinny, it's pretty obvious that he's been at the pies for the last few weeks!

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