I suppose that you can cr#p and p#ss down the centre of your mast, is it connected to your holding tank? Otherwise you'd be blaming the extra large seagulls!
I just wish I could get paid for that sort of silly stunt .... then I'd take the £1m and go sailing; and never have to sit in this stupid office ever again !
Actually, I bet he does look considerably thinner at the end of the 40 days. I don't know whether it's a trick or not (though he is an illusionist, of course) but, for a guy who normally looks fairly skinny, it's pretty obvious that he's been at the pies for the last few weeks!