Loo Paper - Breaking News!

cliffb

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The focus group have reported in, and I can reveal to a waiting nation thier shock results!!

Thetford have streaked away ....!!!
It appears that due to its softness, coupled with a high tensile strength, only half the quantity is required per 'sitting'. (over the other papers in the test)
This means, that due to the virtually identical dissolvabilty of the papers and the paper to waste ratios, the Thetford is better suited for marine use (taking into account the enviromental factors, of course).
On this basis it has been decided to put the various papers into field trials, and the results will be published in due course.
For those interested, it was decided not to broaden the survey by the inclusion of Izal, Badgers A*se or 100 grit due to Health and Safety considerations.
 

tsmyth

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I was told many years ago that the answer is to use a bus ticket. The idea is to fold it into quarters, and then to tear the corer off leaving a hole for one's finger. It is essential to keep the torn-off corner to use for cleaning undre one's finger nail.

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angelsson

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Will this be a form of exit pole?
By the way it (the paper) is now in 3 thicknesses, thin, extra thin and uuugghh
 

tugboat

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The 'non-economical' way is to stand in front of the toiletroll holder, take the end of the paper, pass it between your legs, up your back and over your shoulder. Just keep pulling till it comes clean! /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
 
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