Let me guarantee all users...

[kimhollamby]

...of these forums that I have more stamina to deal with abusers of the facility here than the abusers have attention span to waste their lives attempting to mess things up.

The user ID Eco-warrior is banned and I have also started to take measures to track the person that is behind it.

Should anyone receive abusive PMs or see aggressive behaviour not in keeping with the aims of these forums I would appreciate early notification rather than public replies and posts.

kim_hollamby@ipcmedia.com

 

[byron]

Sorry Kim! The reason I made it public rather than come running to you like a little school kid who was being bullied, was simply because this forum is largely self-regulatory. I felt that the inbreds, inebriates, inmates... or whatever we are called would swiftly make their feelings known. I noted the response were restrained indeed jocular and in keeping with the general good natured content we have grown to expect here.

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[hlb]

Must admit Byron. I smelled a rat the minute I saw The Eco-warior signiture. You did the right thing. Though we do not have a switch our responce is quicker and more deadly!!/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[byron]

Yeh! But why pick on me? Others here are just as inane as me, in fact whilst I freely admit I am as daft as a brush... there are contributors here who make me look almost (note I said almost) sane.
I can only assume it is because I am a fragile waif like person with delicate sensibilties. Slim little dudes like me with our big blue eyes and blonde hair always get picked on.

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[BarryH]

Blimey! Theres a squadren of pigs just done a low flypast over oxford!!

OK, to hell with it. Unbolt it and we'll use it as an anchor!

 

[claymore]

Hmm
Well - the face licking dog pic has a lot to answer for - if you will portray yourself as a bit of a softie I suppose it will open avenues that roughie toughie types like tcms and oldgits wont ever see. Perhaps its in the handle?
I've no idea what this is all about as I went sailing this weekend so have missed everything. Again it was warm and so I still haven't used the new eberspacher - I've even taken to disturbing Dear Heart in the midst of her slumbers to ask if she is cold and would like the heater on. Unprintable replies.

regards
Claymore

 

[JeremyF]

The demon booze

What time of the day/night did Ecowarrior get abusive? Steve 101 got naughty after 9.00, after a snifter or two.

Instead of an outright ban, you could impose a curfew, when the naughty boys have to be off this forum, and tucked up in bed.

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[byron]

Naah! Those pigs got nuffink to do with me. They are to do with the new Virgin Railways advert /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[boatone]

Ere...dont u be unkind to Byron........

.......hes a most unassuming chap .....I know this cos I visited Byron Manor recently and was surprised to find the gates had not been gilded but were plain black enamel just like the neighbours. On investigation I found that they were actually solid gold but had been painted black by the man himself so as not to appear ostentatious.....just how nice can a chap be....?

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[BarryH]

Re: Ere...dont u be unkind to Byron........

Well all I can say is "Any old iron, rag'n'bone, any olod iron......"

OK, to hell with it. Unbolt it and we'll use it as an anchor!

 

[tome]

Kim

This was happening out-of-hours for you and in your absence we had to defend the foriiae from this predator, especially being the sabbath and all that.

Anyway, we nailed him (note the RIP).

See also PM
TomE

 

[kimhollamby]

"This was happening out-of-hours for you"

Sad to relate you might have nailed him but I ditched the offender at 0130. So much for out of hours!

kim_hollamby@ipcmedia.com

 

[syd]

Re: I WANT ONE OF THEM MIRRORS!!

If it makes YOU look young slim and blond think what one of these magic mirrors you must be looking into could do for me !

Love and kisses

Syd (adonis)

 

[tome]

Sorry Kim, had no idea of the extent of your omnipresence. Spooky - I thought us mice were free to run in the night!

 

[kimhollamby]

Perhaps you are...but I like to do the occasional run around the corridors with my torch!

kim_hollamby@ipcmedia.com

 

[boatone]

Hey Kim.I think you're being a bit foolhardy offering to 'guarantee all users'.......after all, you know precious little about the provenance of many here, and those you do know a little more about seem pretty dodgy characters so wouldnt want to warrant their performance .......maybe just 'assure all users' would have been a rather more prudent approach......./forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[kimhollamby]

Good point. In fact my legal advisors have warned me that such a statement should come with a comprehensive set of Ts and Cs. I'll be back in about three years with those.../forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[DepSol]

Goes back to people having to fill in their profiles.

Dom

I am boating again ;-)

 

[duncan]

would that be accurately Dom, or just with passable info....
Boat - Titanic
Cruising ground - anywhere there are icebergs
Engines - yes - large
Fuel Additives used - Soltron of course.......................