Leopard, Emma, France, Coliholic, B1

[EME]

1. Is 'leftish' port or starboard?
<font color=red> How would I know..but keep the sticky up bits on the opposite side to the steering wheel thingy

<font color=black>Which island is that and in between where and where?
<font color=red> Buy your own bloody map... no freebies here. Hint , you are starting in Antibes

.<font color=black>Cutycolic will be disappointed when he finds out I am not a 200lb stevedore.
<font color=red> No he won't he'd have been disappointed if he'd thought Emma was a gorgeous blonde though. Why do you think he goes to Brighton? To see Ms B...paaah, different inclination.


<font color=black>how I should address tcm
<font color=red> Stop being stupid..his name is obviously tcm...although he also responds to Prince Albert...and OI!

<font color=black>how will I recognise cutycolic at the airport ?

<font color=red> Another stupid question..how many soaking wet peeps do you expect to see with seaweed hanging out of his t-shirt at Heathrow?

Enjoy <font color=green> ENVY oF BOTH !!!











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[coliholic]

<how will I recognise cutycolic at the airport ? Another stupid question..how many soaking wet peeps do you expect to see with seaweed hanging out of his t-shirt at Heathrow?>

Me to a Tee. Only thing is I'll be at Stansted. But you're in charge of navigation B1 (don't forget the Autoroute), so do what you think's best mate.

Oh and have checked my Schoolboy Atlas of the World, 1964 edition and am pretty sure the island's Madagascar. Leastways that was the best I could find 'cos France was on page 7 and pages 8, 9, 10 and 11 were missing in the book, so best I could come up with was either Madagascar or Australia. Don't think it's Australia 'cos they speak a version of English whereas we all know in the Med they're foreign. So must be right eh?

Has tcm had new green baize put over the front of the boat for you to practice on. Or has the teak deck got green mildew on it still? He said you were always playing with your balls so guess you got a lot of practice in.

Any other tips would be much appreciated.

 

[EME]

Green beize now fully fitted to pointy bit of Leopard,

Only issue appeared to be stability ...well there had to be some reason for him potting more balls from the helm than One could with a cue!!!

I think the Terrible Two might also consider the following:--

1) Lining of internal organs with milk---
2) Remember what your shorts look like now....they will remind you of hangovers next weekend
3) At Stanstedt. Plesae check the following for B1..
a) Planes like boats have 2 engines usually but helps if you can see them all the time
b) Put him on an Orange plane
c) Apologies for the ug** stewardesses but what do you expect at that price?
4 If you elope with the Stevedore can I have the keys toyour boat?

Enjoy





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[hlb]

Now come on Cuteyholic. Dont want no messing about. Need a proper report and story. Dont fart about and go on about a bit of rust on the ssteel or gold plated rockers. We want oil and soot, loads of it. Blown turbo's, broken gearboxes and cors. Loads of big waves. No good doing your usual. Just ploping off the back of the dinghy. No. You have to fall in proper. Like Robert Maxwell. Well Ok they can search all night for you, then find you washed up on a desert island, surounded by cannibles desiding whether to have one lump or two!! The big fat mamma's brandishing big knives and argueing who was going to have the little tasty bits./forums/images/icons/blush.gif

<font color=blue> Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Haydn

 

[EME]

I guess they've gone now,, but wouldn't it bepreferable that he was marooned on remote island, at least they'd find Syd then and we could add the story of 'The Leopard in The Mist' to the Marie Celeste folklore...

Of course all that will probably happenis that they'll get p****d in some bar in Pisa, thrown into jail and let out in the morning. All then sick as pigs on cheapo flight back !

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[ccscott49]

I can tell you personally, Emma is not, REPEAT NOT, a 200lb stevedore! Once seen never forgotten!

 

[ccscott49]

Re: Hi! (myself)

Shirtlifters! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif I thought they were called pillow biters!

 

[EME]

Given as I was with him/her last weekend I can confirm repeat , repeat confirm you are correct.

She/ he is now a 220 lb Stevedore... (anyway they've gone now and all seen the oiccies)

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Oh bloody \'ell here we go

again.


Come on brain.get this over and i can go back to killing you with beer

 

[ccscott49]

Re: Oh bloody \'ell here we go

Wot? Wot did I say? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Oh bloody \'ell here we go

oh look
butter wouldn't melt

Come on brain.get this over and i can go back to killing you with beer

 

[hlb]

Maybe we should write the report for them. At least then it would be believable and less boring. Escapades with natives in grass skirts and course Pauline would have to go along in a proper story. Then they'd meet up with CC Scot in his Pirate boat and blast the I-ty's ? into submision and stealing some proper good stuff Stainless steel that wot they should have used in the first place.

<font color=blue> [Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Haydn

 

[ccscott49]

Right! I'll get them cannons fitted and run out! Where are they, in reverse again!

 

[EME]

..we also need to write in Sailbad and his missus so we can divorce them due to the husky beauties and aslo cos he hea's a WAFI and good for a laugh! We can then turn the teh W***ham crowd into a flotilla and revival of 'The Little Ships' and they can storm onto the island and rescue BI. I think we should leave cutyholic there , cos we don't like the cannyballs anyway.

Then we can transfet the saved islanders onto Piers and Gludy's mother boats for transferral to Blighty .

Unfortunately..

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[hlb]

Yep. Thats the idea. CCS on shot gun patrol. Wareham lot used as landing craft to pillage the natives and rescue the grass skirted madens. Cuteyholic left as rear guard, entertaining the cannibles. Course all the contriband must be brought back unmolested to Plymouth for customary clearence testing by me with LJS in reserve for when I get tiered.

<font color=blue> [Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Haydn

 

[BrendanS]

Dusky grass skirted maidens would need rescuing if the Wareham lot were let loose!

 

[paulineb]

what's a WAFI ??

Pxx

 

[sailbadthesinner]

It stands for Wonderful And Fit Inshore ;-)

Come on brain.get this over and i can go back to killing you with beer

 

[EME]

Allegedly the term used by the RNLI ( stinkies) about the Scuttlebutt fraternity.

Wind Assisted F***** Idiots

I guess they know best /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[EME]

So when shall we start this tale of marine depravity...?

Can we give it a happy ending with Byron riding in on his jet powered launch to rescue the fair damsel Ms B...?. or should we tell it like it will really be and borrow John Wayne and his boat and a load of Injuns (Ware*** lot little oneswill do)?

What shall we have as contreband, I reckon tcm will have polished off the Med's supplies of Cointreau,, so we're goingto have to get some gold bullion by melting down those shiny new rocker covers of his

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