Kebabs

[jimi]

Where can I get a kebab machine for the boat, looks like a good source of instant compact easily prepared nutrition to me!

 

[sailorman]

Sheesh what ever nxt Jimi, all that fat over the sole

 

[jimi]

I was proposing to feed my crew, not polish their deck shoes with it!

 

[sailorman]

They would req copious Quantities of beer first & talk total B*lliks. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
how are you going to power this thing & is it Gimbled /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[2nd_apprentice]

Ali might be able to help you on this one:

 

[Keith 66]

I dont know if machines are available but it sounds a great idea. Some years ago a friend of mine bought some boil in the bag Doner Kebabs, they were unspeakably horrid things the colour of old roadkill. Actually i like proper kebabs they have protein, salad & carbohydrate plus a bity of fat in short a real balanced meal /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Allan]

After a drinking session we went into a kebab shop in Bristol. A hippy looking student girl in front of us asked if they did vegitarian kebabs? She then explained what she really meant, a pitta with some salad! My mate leaned forward and said, "don't waste your money luv, just follow me, I'll be chucking that away in about 5 minutes!"
Allan

 

[BlueSkyNick]

As you've got a horizontal anchor windlass, you could modify it to turn really slowly. Then put the kebab skewer in so it's vertical. All you need then, is a an electric fire on the foredeck and off you go.

You could get it going in the marina on a Friday and Saturday night and make a fortune!!

 

[sailorman]

Ah collect the fat & render into Biofewl. Win Win

 

[Blueboatman]

Do a latenight special deal, the 'Carlsberg Kebab'

 

[snowleopard]

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Actually i like proper kebabs they have protein, salad & carbohydrate plus a bity of fat in short a real balanced meal /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Analysis shows that a doner kebab contains the same amount of fat as 1.5 wine glasses of cooking oil plus 98% of the daily requirement of salt. Who needs the machine?, just get a bottle of cooking oil /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[jimi]

Suspect that the heady cocktail of oil,salt and chili sauce might actually tast quite nice if served with chorizo scallops and fresh bread

 

[graham]

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Analysis shows that a doner kebab contains the same amount of fat as 1.5 wine glasses of cooking oil plus 98% of the daily requirement of salt. Who needs the machine?, just get a bottle of cooking oil

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Lovely though ,especially after a few beers. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Twister_Ken]

Getting kebabbed, in racing parlance, used to mean being on the right side and the wrong end of a P&S incident.

 

[KINGFISHER 9]

As with most junk food - you'll find it more nutritious to throw it away and eat the box! ... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Kilter]

How about here? Suggest you fix to pushpit rail!

 

[jhr]

Could you find a philanthropist to give you one for free? A kind of Doner donor?

 

[bilbobaggins]

You might care to read this in today's Times Online before you part with any pennies.....

Have a deep-fried Mars Bar instead!

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[jimi]

Twas that what prompted my post, it looks as if its pretty good high calorie stuff (my only reservation would be the high salt content) for sailing, or indeed any activity. Has anyone actually proved that fat is, in fact, bad for you?

 

[Twister_Ken]

Cows eat only grass, but they get fat (viz beef dripping). So it can't be eating fat that makes you fat. Can it?

Yours,

Tubby.