kawasaki

[drewstwos]

Hey Kawasaki...your PM box is full....care to empty some of it,?
Drew.

 

[Kawasaki]

Oops!
Has been some twoing and frowing of late.
Don,t hold your breath.
Try to push the right buttons and frow the odd lever about.
Excitement ,this is a "first" for me!
If PC World crashes "It was Me Guv"!


Thank you Drewstos!

 

[Kawasaki]

Think I did it /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[Kawasaki]

Oops! again.
In a Tiswas
Put " Drewstos"
Not "Drewstwos"
Oops! again
It,s all in a name. /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[Coupe]

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Excitement ,this is a "first" for me!

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LOL - it must be nice to be so popular, past the 1000 post mark and now this /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Regards from,
Billy no mates buys a boat /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Kawasaki]

"Chuggin", wants to know how to send pics via a PM.
Also asks"Can I attach a Word Document to a PM?"
Well H,es asking the wrong man!
I,m asking "Am I talking to myself
Am I Lake Sailoring,Trolling or going around the bend"? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Anyway if someone out there has been bored to tears reading My drivel,perhaps they could un boar themselves and assist "Chuggin"
Tried the DogWatch route but I see the assistance programn is under"Reconstruction" /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gifstill.

 

[Kawasaki]

Yeh, from being a singularly boring day It,s all happening!
Plus No1 Son has threatned to re open Our Pizza Parlour Today(cos it,s been shut for 2 weeks renovation)
It,s Menai Bridge Fair Today, lots of people wanting Scoff .Yipee Yipee!

Billy no mates buys a boat /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Anyway, billy no mates and 1000 posts.

Boo hoo, nobody noticed and nobody mentioned anything on My Birthday /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

That Trevera 25 bloke gets all the adulations just cos He plays with Pussies.
Bet He knows nothing about The Swellies, buggering about with outboards,or making Pizzas,like what I do!
And I can play a mouthorgan so there! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[Coupe]

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Billy no mates buys a boat /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Anyway, billy no mates and 1000 posts.



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Jeez, I hate it when I have to explain my humour.

It says "from" Billy no mates buys a boat.

Now make mine a Hawaian /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[Sixpence]

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Yeh, from being a singularly boring day It,s all happening!
Plus No1 Son has threatned to re open Our Pizza Parlour Today(cos it,s been shut for 2 weeks renovation)
It,s Menai Bridge Fair Today, lots of people wanting Scoff .Yipee Yipee!

Billy no mates buys a boat /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Anyway, billy no mates and 1000 posts.

Boo hoo, nobody noticed and nobody mentioned anything on My Birthday /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

That Trevera 25 bloke gets all the adulations just cos He plays with Pussies.
Bet He knows nothing about The Swellies, buggering about with outboards,or making Pizzas,like what I do!
And I can play a mouthorgan so there! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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At least I know how to put pics in a PM , and word docs , and how to delete PM's /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Belated happy burpday and congrats on your 1000 /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Kawasaki]

Doh! too mutch excitement all at once. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Pizza "Certainly Sir. Is that 7 inch,9 inch, 12 inch, 16 inch,
Deep Pan or thin and crispy, extra cheese maybe"?
"Garlic bread, a portion of fries, a portion of irony, a little bit of whit on the side,
how about a porton of p*ss take, do a nice line in Burgers for fat buggers, and we do a 16 inch slimmer,s special aptly named with "f" all in the box!" /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

"Takeaway I presume?"
Cos Menai to Meath,
Would be too mutch for Keith
He,s delivering tonight
and that trip on a moped
would take Him all night!! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Kawasaki]

. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif Knew you,d pop in if a small broadside was aimed at e.
Thanks for the belated, I thought nobody loved me.
Anyway smart arse let CHugging Know how to do the bis, cos if I aint got a spanner that,s me fecked.
Managed to clear out the PM,s I didn,t want to read again, think yours jumped strait in the bin first go! (der get it strait ,jees I,m a clever whitty old so and so what will I think of next)
My brother just said I should be on the stage. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif



























"Sweeping it with a brush"! /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Bugger just when I thought I was popular.
Life and the Forum can be so cruel!

 

[Sixpence]

I think he'd prefer to ask someone else


But course we loves ya /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Coupe]

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"Takeaway I presume?"
Cos Menai to Meath,


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We will collect ta muchly if the Irish Sea and flashy lights play ball. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Coupe]

Can you change the new avatar please...

















... swmbo getting excited for no reason whatsoever /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Kawasaki]

Not mutch chace of that ! I was 1/2 way down a bottle of Tesco,s best £6.87,s worth of Rot Gut whiskey when I composed that Masterpiece .
Doubt if I,ll ever remember how that was compiled.
So one is resting on ones laurels in that area.
Plus if ones laurels are rested one does not want them disturbed.

Actually if Your swmbo is getting excited, ref said illustration.
I think I should enlarge it ,print it off and show mine.
swmbo that is.
My enlargement that is. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Doh! It,s all going down the Pan.
Deep Pan, by all accounts.

Hey though! On a more relevant (I nearly said serious then) point if you are pointing the vessel in My direction please "Holler" first and forwarn I.


10% off for all Forum Members + 17.5 % V.a.t Can,t be fairer than that, tee hee, tee hee. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Now that,s what I call Free Advertising! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[Sixpence]

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Can you change the new avatar please...... swmbo getting excited for no reason whatsoever /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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No problem , is the real me any better ?

 

[Kawasaki]

Oh He meant you !
Wondered what the Heck was going on.

 

[suse]

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No problem , is the real me any better ?

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Nooo! Deceived! Abjured! Cast off! (back to the knitting, then) Where's the HUNK that was you????

S x

 

[Sixpence]

Twas also me , they're all just fake copies of the real hunk that is me

 

[aztec]

hey... good man...

i too have found enlightenment in the aforementioned brew.... now... how did i manage to spel that?


doh!