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Three strangers at the Great Falls airport are awaiting their flights. One is a Native American on his way to Helena for a statewide pow-wow.
Another, a ranch hand on his way to Billings for a stock show.

The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived, and on his way to study engineering at Montana Tech.

To pass the time they strike up a conversation on recent events, and the discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.

Soon the westerners learn that the Arab is a devout radical Muslim, and believes his people are justified in their 'holy' war.

The conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowpoke leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.

The wind outside blows and blows and the old windsock flaps but no plane comes.

Finally, the Native American clears his throat and softly he speaks:" Once, my people were many, now we are few."

The radical Muslim raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Cowboy shifts the toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet.



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is it politically incorrect for me to say that is soooooo funny !!!!!

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It was election time and a politician decided to go out to the
local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They
were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The
politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting
more and more excited. "I promise better education opportunities
for Native Americans!"

The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya! Hoya!" The politician was a
bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their
enthusiasm. "I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on the
Reservation!"

"Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet.

"I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native
Americans!" The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting "Hoya!
Hoya! Hoya!"

After the speech and delighted at its reception, the Politician was touring the Reservation, and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a ranch,
and knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at the cattle.

"Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the hoya."


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