Jist a wee suggestion, ra noo

[Twister_Ken]

For ra South Coast sailors – what aboot a mass charter of a saily yot or two on ra west coast of Scotland, stamping groond a' onertoo Jockish forumites – so as we can gang up there and twist their sporrans a mickle? A May bank holiday 2005 perchance?

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[ParaHandy]

aarrgghh ... noooo .... orra youse nancies winna nae whur yer gang wi' oot yer fancies onboard ... the very thocht o' orra radio checks sulling ra pristine airs ...


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[Twister_Ken]

Yee-hah!

Absobloodylutely.

Not to mention ordering the place out of Lobster Thermidore, fine wines and Havanas, leaving the bogs smelling of Issy Miyake for men, and rogering every haggis in sight.

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[jimi]

Re: Yee-hah!

Ferfoodsakes it no oan .. jist think o ra wait in ra lord o' ra isles or fechtin' fur ra last boy in Tobleronny

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[Twister_Ken]

Oakleys at ra ready

You're going to need shades to cope with our modern multi-coloured sailing gear. No oiled wool Arran knits and moleskin trousers for us.

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[Ohdrat]

Re: Warning

yous all git wrecked on ra rocks.. lost in ra brigadoon fogs.. shat on by ra seagulls (oh sorry you get that on the S coast too) sick on ra golden necta...

Oh and I don't wear a sporran.. nor does my boat!

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[Sybarite]

Arran knits...???

Don't hijack this great Irish product. It's an Aran knit.....

Each design was linked to a fishing family so that corpses could be identified.

John

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: Warning

>Oh and I don't wear a sporran<

That's not what I heard.

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[Ohdrat]

Re: Warning

From whom? I'll scuttle their butt who ever it was

Besides I'd have to have a hairy chest to go with it...

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[jimi]

Re: Warning

It wiz Webcraft clypein oan ye!

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[Twister_Ken]

Begorrah, he\'s right

Ra Jocks invented Fairisle sweaters, not Aran cardies.

Here's picture of Claymore, relaxing with a pipe of Old Highland Shag, after a hard day's lechering.

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: Warning

Sorry, didnae realise youse were Brazilian

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[jimi]

Re: Begorrah, he\'s right

Acshully they both have the same origin, allegedly. When the Spanish Armada got lost competing in an early Fastnet during a terrible storm they were scattered far and wide. The Spanish seamen with their ornate garments were a revelation to the locals who attempted to copy the patterns whilst knitting.

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[Twister_Ken]

Spanish knits nicked

While the Scots and the Irish tried to copy them, the Scousers just 'liberated' their clothes.

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[Ohdrat]

Re: Warning

yeah right!

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[jimi]

Re: Warning

Yeah give him a good kickin' ye cannae trust these white settlers ye ken!

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[mirabriani]

Re: Yee-hah!

Great idea
I'll be swotting up the joke book
Hmmm wonder if I can rework the French jokes?

Regards Briani

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[Ohdrat]

Re: Warning

Fight Fight Fight .. acshully I 'spect youse stirrin it

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[claymore]

Oi

Ah hef nivver smoked a shag in a' ma life ye wee skaldie

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[claymore]

Re: Yee-hah!

They'd a' be fine in Toblerony noo as they've built a pontoonerie doon in ra corner by the Distillery.
Come tae think o't - ef it hed bin there a couple ' years back, Para micht still be in contact wi his tenner as he cuid hae legged it of ra boat at the sicht o the clippie comin' fer his fares
So - noo that ra eberspacheroonie is a' bit fitted - wid ye be considerin a reversal o the ship jumpin routine ye pulled last year or is it tae be anither spoonful o wild honey?

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