Jings

[zoidberg]

Haw, hey! Cum awa' ra wee man! Ye'll no get ony change oot o' yon Google Translate.... an' a' ra expat Jocks huv gone native, like yon Wee Jimmi, but, so they're nae help at a'.

'Weegie's no a language like whit ye'd find in a library - no even ra Mitchell. Us is brought up to speak in a 'patois'. Ye should hear us doin' yon 'rappin' efter a bevvy session oan ra Lannie 'n cider. Fair poetic oan ra ear it is.....

 

[JumbleDuck]

Perhaps we should give foreigners the chance to improve themselves?

 

[NOHOH]

EEEE an then we can start on Gods uther wundafull cuntrie

Its reight skabeydoblee like... tha nuz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAGVcilbUZQ

 

[zoidberg]

This has all the makings.... :encouragement:

P'rhaps it'll even supplant them dreadful, repetitive anchor posts....... or, or..... even the 'garbled rewarming' thread.....

Did I hear someone mutter 'Be careful what you wish for.....'?

 

[JumbleDuck]

This has all the makings.... :encouragement:

P'rhaps it'll even supplant them dreadful, repetitive anchor posts.......

C Q R, Jimmy?

 

[NOHOH]

Knox ush or wot?, duck

or, ...in weegie...

Knox ush,? hen.

(I`m bi-lingual in several different languages)

 

[agurney]

Y'affa yat? Whit yat y'affa?

 

[NOHOH]

amaffarascoatishyat whityatyouzeaffa?

 

[agurney]

amaffarascoatishyat whityatyouzeaffa?

ah cam up the Clyde oan ra banana boat

 

[claymore]

ah cam up the Clyde oan ra banana boat

Ah wairked oan a Fyffes boat fer a while but wiz neffer in Fife

 

[NOHOH]

ah cam up the Clyde oan ra banana boat

youzeoanarangforumjimmie ......youzeneedra ybbwforum.......assa raYattanBananaBotinWorldforums .....inrascuttleboteforum

 

[oldharry]

I feel I must be obvious, again:-

1. Another necrothread revival. Why not just post a new thread on a topic that is consistently mentioned at this time of year.
2. Earth tilting is a global phenomenon yet it appears to be a requirement to discuss it in Scots.

Yours in obviousness,

BlowingOldBoots

Earth tilting is a phenomenon best-known to Scots after a few drams..... Isn't that why they want to discuss it along with the quality of the cause?

 

[zoidberg]

Awa' an' bile yer heid, ya tumshie!

 

[JumbleDuck]

Awa' an' bile yer heid, ya tumshie!

That's telt the wee nyaff. Gawn, hit him. Ah'll haud yer coat.

 

[Deleted member 36384]

Earth tilting is a phenomenon best-known to Scots after a few drams..... Isn't that why they want to discuss it along with the quality of the cause?

You make a good point.

 

[NOHOH]

That's telt the wee nyaff. Gawn, hit him. Ah'll haud yer coat.

Typical female response to urge others to violence.... I take it you are female?.....otherwise you`d be called "JumbleDrake"

 

[zoidberg]

Haw, haw, hen! Ah likes a guid cat fight... an' it's lookin' like wanz aboot tae stairt amung yon Auld Boot an' Wee Duckie. Weze bettur aff staunin' weel back....

 

[sarabande]

Awa' an' bile yer heid, ya tumshie!

Are you and Jimi by any chance related ?

See post #18

 

[zoidberg]

Are you and Jimi by any chance related ?

See post #18

Only in the vernacular. An' he huz tae practise in front o' a mirror.....

 

[sarabande]

Only in the vernacular. .

What's Jimi doing in one of those mountain cable car thingies ? I thought you were both proper climbers...