1. Another necrothread revival. Why not just post a new thread on a topic that is consistently mentioned at this time of year.
2. Earth tilting is a global phenomenon yet it appears to be a requirement to discuss it in Scots.
Youz goat tae be wan o' they faeries frae Kelvinsayed, an' that. Like 'Big Murr' o' the Lomond MC 'o ra 60s, who haud tae be taught tae swear in Weegie. He lived near yon big BBC citadel oan ra posh Queen Margaret Drive, next tae ra Botanic Gairdens which was fu' o' kiddlie-fiddlers - baith o' them.
Partick, eh? Used tae hae a fitba' team, an a'. Yon's yer cheuchter student-belt between the mingin' stripper-pubs o' Byres Road and the verdant pastures o' Gartnavel, whaur they used tae keep the 'heid 'n a haufs', innit? Whaur even the lavvie seats are frae IKEA.....
Ye kno', if'n we keep oan like this, wan o' they wee bampot mods'll need tae learn Weegie tae figur oot whit we're oan aboot.....
In the interests of linguistic equality and cultural diversity, and as a service to forum posters, we have members on the team who are skilled in Scottish, Welsh, and even English.