Jimi's Big Day

[claymore]

Jimi\'s Big Day

When the wee mannie comes back as a fully paid up YM, do you think he'll still speak to us in that freehand manner of his - or do you think it'll be more a case of his granting us an audience from time to time?

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: Jimi\'s Big Day

Ah, he'll be drinking creme de menthe and being carried around in a gilded chair by nubile competent crew, while day skippers scatter rose petals in his path.

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[Rowana]

Re: Jimi\'s Big Day

Where does one find nubile competent crew?
Come to think of it, where does one find ANY kind of nubile crew??

I can't wait for jimi to come back and tell us all how it went. In his own inimitable style, of course !

Jim

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[Magic_Sailor]

Re: Jimi\'s Big Day

As I recollect, didn't the Nubian women go around topless! Bit chilly this time of the year but at least he'd have somewhere to hang his oilies!



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[david_e]

Re: Jimi\'s Big Day

I'm looking forward to this as well, assuming he passes of course)

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[claymore]

Not a bad forecast

Unless the 5 -7 forecast for Start point features in his area

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[Twister_Ken]

Nubian women

Magic - you're a wicked, wicked man.

Now I've got half the office wondering why I'm laughing out loud, and the other half thinking I've finally cracked.

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[claymore]

Bricklayers thumbs. nm.

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[Jacket]

Re: Jimi\'s Big Day

I once sailed with a nubile crew. It was good to start with, but in the end I got rid of her after fishing her out of the harbour for the 4th time. The problem was, after half a glass of wine, she tended to step of one side of the boat, when the pontoon was on the other.

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[claymore]

Just Look At You All

here's me trying to get a thread going to support one of brave lads out there, boldy going, making the world a safer place etc etc, and all you lot can go on about is the delights of nubile crews - what is going on!!???
Needless to say - true to form - don't need to look too far to see where we began to drift!

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: Just Look At You All

Needless to say - true to form - don't need to look too far to see where we began to drift!<

eh?









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[claymore]

Re: Just Look At You All

And who - dear boy, introduced the nubile element might I ask?
yours in affliction

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[bigmart]

Re: Just Look At You All

The worrying part here is that the word Nubile is being thrown about with gay abandon. Has anyone checked their Oxford English to see what it really means?

Martin

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[claymore]

Re: Just Look At You All

Can we ease up on the use of the word Gay for a while here - its Friday afternoon and it is a proven fact of flora life that motorboatiestypes are all over the place like a cheap shirt. They'll only think we are coming out or something.....

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Jimi\'s Big Day

aye but mebbe's he'll have someone to answer his phone so his poor wife and kids know what he is upto.

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[bigmart]

Re: Just Look At You All

Is it OK to say wild & make like a teapot ?

Martin

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[claymore]

Re: Just Look At You All

love it!

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[mike_k]

Re: Just Look At You All

nubile a. n. (of woman) marriageable, sexually attractive.

Next entry in my Little Oxford dictionary after that is 'nuclear' - seems appropriate in a way.

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[EME]

Re: Just Look At You All

What you mean think..we KNOW you're all gay .. Look at Sailbad , what else could he be? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[bigmart]

Re: Just Look At You All

It was the Marriagable bit that worried me. It could get damn expensive.

Martin

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