It was only a matter of time! So that's sorted as I'm an old man - you'll have to keep me plied with beer then- that will be a novel expereince for a Scotsman!
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I thought I was young till Al started all this. There seems to be a lot of young wipersnappers on here that just pretend to be old and wise /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
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I've always been used to a little one although have not always been old -
On this note........ A crusty old colonel was invited to attend a discussion group at the university, close to where he lived, on the subject of the rights and wrongs of war. There were in attendance a number of attractive, young, and extremely idealistic female students, one of whom approached the colonel before the debate began, and said, "Excuse me colonel, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you always like this, or are you worried about the untenable stance you will be taking in the debate?" The colonel replied, "No, young lady, I am just serious about matters that are dear to my heart." The student gazed at the medals and decorations proudly displayed on his chest and observed, "You must have seen plenty of action." He replied, "Yes, I have had a lot more than you are ever likely to experience." The young lady then retorted," You should lighten up a little, and relax and enjoy yourself. For example, when is the last time you had sex?" The colonel looked intently at her, and replied, "1955." She smiled, and triumphantly said, "Well, that just proves my point. You really need to chill out and stop taking everything so seriously. No sex since 1955, isn’t that a little extreme?" The colonel looked at his watch and retorted, "No, I don’t think so, its only 21.30 now."