Improved sex life

[colvic]

I saw on the outside cover of the latest PBO that sailing improves your sex life. The mind boggles as to how this conclusion was reached. Anyone care to enlighten me.

Thanks

Phil

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[madman]

Gives you more time to play with yourself.

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[Myango]

The dream. Sunkissed anchorages lying in the arms of a lover. I just remember it or maybe think I do.
The reality.Beating into the teeth of a gale whilst small children projectile vomit.

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[davidhand]

They hired an ex tobacco company executive as their promotional manager.

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[billmacfarlane]

Practice ???? nm

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[Sybarite]

Certain boats are known to have a port lust..


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[Twister_Ken]

Cheapskate!

If you'd bought the mag, you'd know!

What, again darling? And the young widow from number 37? Oh alright then, as long as you've finished varnishing the washboards.

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[jimi]

Nah he\'s got tae pay!

Its a' yon sexual heeling!

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[Peppermint]

Re:The missing word is

"wives"



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[colvic]

Re: Cheapskate!

Having been short changed recently by a well know Plymouth based Insurance broker, even £3+ can be hard to find...or is that true love.


Phil

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[Laurin]

It didn't specify if it was with partner or some other random person!

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[ponapay]

I thought you had missed

out four letters, immediately to follow sex 'tant'

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