Impelling a cleaner

[longjohnsadler]

Been down at the boat doing a bit of DIY
'What about cleaning up a bit?' I said to SWMBO
'Do it yourself' she said

 

[Twister_Ken]

A boot in the behind impels them quite a long way when they get bolshie.

 

[claymore]

That could be catastrophic in terms of LJS - he's have no-one to catch fish for him.

 

[ParaHandy]

eef ah hud a pair buttocks like a purse netter .. oops, better not go there

i have to confess
je suis les grand fess
all manner of things
come when i sing
oh what a pair
give me some air