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You were to create a TV show about boating what would you call it ??

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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master,
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!


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For some maybe but others not.

Come on I am loking for really snazzy sexed up watch me cos my title is soooo good type names.

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Ben Soltron is for your boat not you !!!

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If you think Wet bottoms is a sexy make me want to watch this program title you have been drinkin Soltron with Ben

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Well at least Paulines close and there wasnt a double entendre in there.

How about we get as many as possible then get the forum to vote on the top 5 to see whch is best.

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Come Boating......................../forums/images/icons/blush.gif.............a show about pleasure boating/forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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hmmmm .... no double entendres? Im must be slipping. What about ....

Waves of Pleasure
Ripples of Delight
Watersports
Sit on my Boat

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Fnaar, fnaar

Specially for Pauline:

Gleaming shafts
Maximum thrust (for waterjet craft, of course)
Over the hump
Going on top (for flybridge boaters)
Wet Rubber (for RIBs)

Sorry - it's Friday afternoon..................



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Re: Fnaar, fnaar

I appreciate the humour but doesnt any one have a serious name thay could come up with......cmon something sexy punchy and wil make boaters want to watch.

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Re: Fnaar, fnaar

"swinging" for beginners - featuring paulineb, buoys and knots......

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Re: The Boat Show

hmm yes but its not a "Boat Show" being a top gear type thing is it? its more of a program, but top marks for coming the closest.

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