I lost my motorboating virginity....

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I lost my motorboating virginity to a forumite yesterday.....

I have never strayed from the otherside before and being the first time I found it a little distressing....

How do I get over this?

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Easy - DON't :keep it up! Nice to meet you the other night.

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Re: I lost my motor boating virginity....

You have to
1, get lots of Stella in.
2. position self in front of TV.
3. Open cans.
4 ****Now this is the most important***
Drink them all till you forget the last few days,

Volar problem solved.

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You are not fully converted as you didn't come back to my boat and fall asleep in your lager like someone else did.....
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Re: I lost my motor boating virginity....

I question,
Did you like the feel of that much power under you ?
or
Do you like the gentle action of the sailing boat better?

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Shall we see if a confession is forthcoming first??

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Ok Ok well in my defence your honour I had 3.5 hours sleep the night before (if you see the forum posts from Thursday night you willse I was stil posting at 1.30am ish and was up at 5am to go and catch plane for 6am) Then I had a long day of work and some beer earlier in the afternoon followed by more beer in the evening and at 12.30 am my body said thats enough Dom sleepy time.

Well I was up and around on my feet for 19.5 hours.

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Excuses excuses and a young man like you as well - tut tut /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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Come Come my dear..

I think you should admit to losing it many years ago in the back of a sail training yacht, lost to a well endowed Yanmar auxilliary, famous for its shafting, or perhaps even by an elderley Petter Mini Twin; proving that age can still deliver plenty of staying power. Although there are rumours that it might even have been achieved with the safety of an inflating rubber one at the Tender age, and with a mere 2hp, as this is known to happen in the best of families.

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Cured

I found my cure today....

Up at 6am, down to Hamble, quick bacon sandwich and then 4 hrs racing round the cans in the cold, getting wet, rope burns and more bruises.
Completed with a few drinks afterwards in the bar.

I feel a new woman.


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Re: Cured

Sounds the perfect cure Chloe,
Now I need go play with Brig for a while this week if get the chance.

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Thanks, yes it was very. Wish I was boating today too.

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