Humour, (non boaty)

[ccscott49]

Aussie Love Poem

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So your arse is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there

No women who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did your best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on your thighs

I swear on grandma's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gunna get

No matter what you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the game is on
And get me another beer!
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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: wench writes

i really love you colin
with me you are a hit
its just that, a bit like boats
you could do with a refit

your beam, you see, is bigger
than in your racing days
and as a result your canvass
is straining at the stays

your keel it seems less steady
and you've developed quite a list
it can't be you've less ballast
it must be you're more pissed

the antifoul has perished
and i don't mean just down south
the growth in places is so dense
i am amazed you find your mouth

so thank you for your most kind words
but they have not sent me fainiting
for after all is said and done you're also no oil painting

if i were you i'd sling me hook
and find another berth
for if i am honest when alongside
you don't quite move the earth






<hr width=100% size=1>My wife wanted tender treatment, so i stowed her whilst at sea

 

[ccscott49]

Re: wench writes

No matter how long it takes I will, I promise!! Get you for this! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[aztec]

Re: wench writes

the phrase "touché" springs to mind!

sorry if i spelt it wrong.... took me ages to find the é!!

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[powerskipper]

Re: wench writes

One All ...............

ding ding

round two.........

/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif play nicely boys


<hr width=100% size=1>Julie ,
IMOSHO of course,/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re: wench writes

julie
any chance you give me a rub down ready for round two?



<hr width=100% size=1>My wife wanted tender treatment, so i stowed her whilst at sea

 

[powerskipper]

Re: wench writes

NO

<hr width=100% size=1>Julie ,
IMOSHO of course,/forums/images/icons/smile.gif