Hull cleaner

[zoidberg]

As in https://static1.squarespace.com/sta...06/1473704749244/signature_of_glacier_ice.pdf

Hmmm. Small boy scat about turdish distribution curves, the Angle Of Repose Variance in Blizzards, and antisocial backscatter.
John Splettstoesser - if not a pseudonym then should be - has crossed school toilet graffiti with First Year Undergraduate puns to raise the snigger count.
Do we pay for this somehow?

 

[zoidberg]

But you are not in the UK where purchasing a bag of Oxalic acid is quite difficult.

Naw! S'easy...

A pleasant drive to Maisemore Apiaries in deepest, darkest Gloucester..... and it was ready and waiting.
The hard bit was finding our way back out of the maze of little lanes and thorny cul-de-sacs to something adjacent to civilisation.

That's a journey I won't do twice!

 

[AntarcticPilot]

Hmmm. Small boy scat about turdish distribution curves, the Angle Of Repose Variance in Blizzards, and antisocial backscatter.
John Splettstoesser - if not a pseudonym then should be - has crossed school toilet graffiti with First Year Undergraduate puns to raise the snigger count.
Do we pay for this somehow?

It's scientist humour; the Journal of Irreproducible Results is a voluntary joke publication, alongside the Ig-Nobel Prizes! Even scientists can't be serious ALL the time.

The byline is "Results that cannot or should not be reproduced"

 

[zoidberg]

Yes. I saw that.
But I was just 'stirring it'....

I note that noisome publication is dated some 45 years ago, with reference content dating back half-a-century and more.
Might there be some latitude now for a longitudinal study, given the recent-years volumetric changes in potty practices below and beyond the Antarctic Convergence Zone....?

 

[Refueler]

But you are not in the UK where purchasing a bag of Oxalic acid is quite difficult.

I heard that it depends where and for what its bought in UK and EU. Judging by some posts - it seems its still available and not so difficult to get.

I agree that I bought it in Latvia - a full EU members state ....
I asked the shop owner about the EU rules and how he's still selling it freely to customers like myself.

His reply was that - yes there are limitations based on its chemical properties - but its sold as concrete / patio cleaner ...... in fact he;d never heard of it as a wood bleaching agent or to clean boats.