CharlesSwallow
Well-Known Member
One of our neighbours in the marina was visited by two local Volvo mechanics to perform an engine service on his 50' Fairline Phantom. They took one look, shook their heads and returned to their workshop stating that they couldn't get at the impellor on the port engine unless he removed, all the furniture in the saloon (screwed down of course), the carpets, the floorboards and the whole of the panels surrounding the access hatches, not just the hatches themselves.
Anyway, after a day and a half of very careful and pains-takingly deft dismantling, they returned and did the work leaving him and his "skipper"* to put the meccano set back together again. After this was completed he decided to take his boat for a fast run. About half-way to Mourtos, his wife could smell diesel so he slowed gently to a stop and climbed into the engineroom through the "crew-quarters"** at the back of the cockpit only to be confronted with around 4 gallons of diesel washing around and the nylon drain screw from one of his water seperator/filters missing. After a fishing experience with his bare hands in the diesel he eventually found the screw, mopped up the diesel and headed back to Gouvia, NOT a happy bunny!
Are ALL modern motorboats built around their engines in an attempt to create accomodation that common sense would otherwise deny? Fairline in the UK and in Spain where the boat used to be based confirmed the need for this dismantling being necessary before servicing the engines! Apparently, in Spain (Majorca) they got around this by employing an "extra specially small" mechanic who could actually squeeze himself in alongside the engines to do the work!
So if there are any "Passe-Partout" aspiring mechanics looking for a job on Corfu, I think I know where there is an opening (but a very small one!)
Two points:-
* designating your previously entitled "Guardian" as skipper has proved to be an effective way of getting around the ban of non yard-certified persons working on one's boat.
** Why does a 50ft boat need "Crew quarters" and have you seen the minute "coffin" with a tip-up wash basin and a compact loo that serves this purpose in such boats? I'd use it as a motorbike garage if it were mine.
Chas
Anyway, after a day and a half of very careful and pains-takingly deft dismantling, they returned and did the work leaving him and his "skipper"* to put the meccano set back together again. After this was completed he decided to take his boat for a fast run. About half-way to Mourtos, his wife could smell diesel so he slowed gently to a stop and climbed into the engineroom through the "crew-quarters"** at the back of the cockpit only to be confronted with around 4 gallons of diesel washing around and the nylon drain screw from one of his water seperator/filters missing. After a fishing experience with his bare hands in the diesel he eventually found the screw, mopped up the diesel and headed back to Gouvia, NOT a happy bunny!
Are ALL modern motorboats built around their engines in an attempt to create accomodation that common sense would otherwise deny? Fairline in the UK and in Spain where the boat used to be based confirmed the need for this dismantling being necessary before servicing the engines! Apparently, in Spain (Majorca) they got around this by employing an "extra specially small" mechanic who could actually squeeze himself in alongside the engines to do the work!
So if there are any "Passe-Partout" aspiring mechanics looking for a job on Corfu, I think I know where there is an opening (but a very small one!)
Two points:-
* designating your previously entitled "Guardian" as skipper has proved to be an effective way of getting around the ban of non yard-certified persons working on one's boat.
** Why does a 50ft boat need "Crew quarters" and have you seen the minute "coffin" with a tip-up wash basin and a compact loo that serves this purpose in such boats? I'd use it as a motorbike garage if it were mine.
Chas
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