How come?

[Mike21]

How come when I screwed it up getting the boat of the fuel berth today I had an audience/forums/images/icons/blush.gif but when I put her back on her berth perfectly, no-one saw.
Why can't it be the other way around?/forums/images/icons/frown.gif

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[Mollari]

I beleive it because of that man named sod or Murphy...............When I moored up once I steamed straight into the pontoon and yes i had an audience, the next time went without a hitch, Sods Law all over again./forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[boatone]

You lot darn sarth dont know what an audience is.........
Must have been over 50 gongoozlers watched me in and out of Penton Hook lock on sunday........often wondered wot they would do if i started shaking a collection tin ! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif


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[BrendanS]

Marsh lock on a sunny Bank Holiday weekend always used to be a hoot. That elevated walkway all along the lock used to have hundreds!!! Anytime I took newbies out, I made them practise moves for a good mile beforehand so everyone knew what they were supposed to do, and if they didn't get it, were told to sit, shut up and don't move! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[theguvnor]

Try Boulters Lock on a Bank Holiday !

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[Andrew_Fanner]

re Boulters Lock

Ouch, a real possibility this weekend. With parents aboard.

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[peterandjeanette]

Make that 4 beers. I'm passing through Boulters on Saturday.

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[peterandjeanette]

Make that 4 beers. I'm passing through Boulters on Saturday.

(If I've posted this twice I apologise. Damn thing crashed)

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[Dave_Snelson]

Oh sh1t - don't remind me....

My face is flushing up with embarassment just thinking about a recent weekend where my attempt at mooring was complete b*ll*cks. I lost my link line 'cos it wasn't tied on properly, my boat hook snapped and to cap it all, I had to be helped back on to my mooring by a raggie.

Actually the raggie in question is a damn good chap who was indeed very helpful and in no way critical of my pathetic efforts - I definately owe him a favour.

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[apollo]

Us too, where are you headed?



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[BarryH]

Have you thought that its maybe your crap at boat handling!/forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[Mike21]

Have it on good authority that I'm not/forums/images/icons/cool.gif

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[BarryH]

Don't believe anything a woman tells you. Theres always an ulteria motive.......did I spell ulteria right?

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[Alistairr]

Hey Barry, You are certainly in a funny mood today,
Whats got your 'Goat' up???/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif



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[BarryH]

Don't ask!

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[Mike21]

Ahh.but she got a piece of paper that says she's a good authority

and if you think I'm going to argue

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[Alistairr]

Ahh, But i just did!!! Go on tell.....



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[BarryH]

Yeah but my wifes got a bit of paper that says she can drive!!!! Any way who's arguing

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[Planty]

Hope its not too expensive. You know she didn't mean it. Paul

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