Hilarious instructions

[MoodySabre]

Having twice filled my bilges with domestic water I thought that I’d buy a cheapo pump before I fix the pump.

 

[fredrussell]

Clear as day!

 

[Neeves]

The clarity of instructions increases with the amount you pay.

If you have the original instructions in their original language you could use Google to translate. A problem is that they to may have used Google and simply don't know the its nonsense.

Jonathan

 

[snowbird30ds]

You have to love chinglish instructions....

 

[rogerthebodger]

I call then destructions

 

[jbweston]

It would be more concenring if you'd just bought a Chinese airliner or nuclear reactor.