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Twister_Ken

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So what shape to you need to be for sailing a Benny?

A long straight nose, filling out quickly to broad shoulders which spread out to an enormous arse. A flat belly with a very small appendage sticking out of it. Bladder the size of a holding tank.

(I anticipate retaliation - I'll check when I get back from the gym)



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Vara

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Torygraph today.
"NHS to offer all patients a free personal trainer"

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Cutter

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Round spherical objects to Draylon's 21 units/week!!!
We all know to double the answer when we ask a patient how many they smoke but I suspect your smiley was meant to indicate ironic self-depreciation.
Remember the definition of an alcoholic used to be someone who drank more than their doctor - know its anyone who can drink Tome's Emsworth heavies under the table!


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