Given the opportunity.......

[boatone]

.......in general, would you do it straight away or wait awhile? I'd like some prompt responses to this as I'm anxious not to let Byron and Syd get even more entrenched in their current spats and I'm also somewhat concerned about Clive's cross dressing and Colins offers of rough unrolled tobacco (that is shag isnt it?) at exorbitant prices, presumably cos he needs to give up all together. Add to this Pauline B's golden pump and various other little peccadilloesthat seem to be floating around and you can see why I need answers.........NOW Sandra, not in a months time when you've lost your marbles........

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[Forbsie]

Can I get back to you on that? nm

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[BarryH]

I wouldn't worry too much. Byron and syd are just not responding to the drugs, the people in white coats will be here very soon. Clives not really cross dresssing, he's just modelling the latest handbag and matching accessories for his other half. Colin wouldn't know a shag if it hit'im in the face and as for Paulines pump, the less said the better. As for Sandra....well what can I say......I wouldn't let it worry you too much!!!

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[byron]

Yeh! Well! Me an Syd after a dozen pints of Guinness and a good hot curry seem to be babe magnets.
See Syd standing there bobbing up and down gently with one hand on his hip draws crowds. Me? I stand there doing my Kylie Minogue impression really sends them wild. I heard one dolly bird say to another " 'ere Gladys look at those geezers in the tartan underpants " which goes to show how attractive we are.
Syds chat up lines are real cool " 'ello darling fancy a slurp of my Guinness " Mine are a good too "Wotcha you old Tart, if yer breff don't smell too bad I might give yer one later"

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[jimi]

Mate of mine at the Uni Disco would lean across and whisper something, more often than not he'd get a slap on the face .. but reckoned on a hit rate of 1:7 (a bit bettter than the rest of us) .. the line ... "Do you f@#k?" ... So I'd just go for it..

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[aztec]

i know it's late and i should be tucked up.. (normally bleedin' am!). but i have reason to claim copyright on those chat up lines. they have been used to good effect often in the principality of wareham. sometimes by myself and occasionally by friends (under licence of course).

my wife will reinforce my claim as i recall those choice... and most romantic of phases were once.... (a long time ago now) used on her!

as was the line ,, "i'm getting engaged tonite!... now are you coming to the bloody pub or not!!"

signed, Mr Romantic. (with a capital RO)

 

[lanason]

straight away.

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