girls and boys - the write up

Phoenix of Hamble

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Well, the boys bit anyway.... we'll let the girls do their own write up!

This is the weekend from my perspective....

Friday evening everyone gathered down at Morgana, and by 17h30 we had a full compliment.... so we did the only honourable thing, and after chewing the fat for a while, we went to the pub!

To be precise, we went to the Bristol Arms, which yet again excelled itself as a fine venue for a bite to eat.

A great meal, with enormous portions of more than acceptable quality for a very reasonable price.... mixed in with a grand pint of Adnams (or two), a grand bottle of red (or two) a lovely whisky (or two), and a great musician, with a real sense of humour made for a brilliant evening.

We eventually swayed our way back to Morgana, swapping text messages with the girls querying their sobriety, and drank a little more... several bottles of red and a good few snifters of an excellent Irish whiskey.... 02h00, and the crew all made their excuses and went to bed...

The following morning was pretty relaxed..... we'd decided that the early morning tidal entry for the Ore/Alde (our chosen destination) was just a 'little' too early at around 08h00, so we'd have a mooch around at sea, and aim for the afternoon opportunity.... any time after 15h00 from my calculations (more on this later)...

So after a decent fry up (spotting a trend here?), we left at about 10h00, and sailed off up the coast....

Well, the weather was just glorious.... warm, indeed hot, and the wind across the beam, or behind us at initially just 8kts, but eventually building to 17kts....

We soon passed the Deben, and as we were going to be way too early for the Ore/Alde entrance, we decided to head out to sea.... hard on the wind, and with 15kts true, we were making 7kts through the water.... it was T shirt weather.... unbelievabley good... the boat was flying, everyone loving the sail.... Full Circle fell asleep on the foredeck..... it was so nice that we were regretting not bringing our passports, as we could have quite happily just carried straight on towards Oostende or Nieuwpoort or somewhere similar.... but it wasn't to be....

By 13h30, we tacked around, and headed back to the entrance....

Timings wise, it looked OK, so we went for the entrance... past the safe water mark, and to the red can.... we set course for the green, and it started to shallow off quite dramatically.... I called the depth under the keel out loud....1.1m...... 1.0m..... 0.8m..... 0.7m.... by the time I'd called 0.4m everyone was looking distinctly nervous.... we still had the main up, dead downwind.... so if we hit it was going to be a good one, and we'd be well pushed on.... so the main came down... and we crept as slowly as we could.... and heaved a sigh of relief as we finally cleared the green and the depth started to improve.... it went down to 0.3m under the keel... far to close for my liking... OK on a large open piece of water, but not sensible in a river entrance where tides can run at up to 5kts....

A drains up later that evening revealed a major flaw in my calculations for the time of LW.... we'd just entered the Ore/Alde in a fin keeler drawing 1.75m bang on Low Water.... phew..... moral... don't do the calcs when pissed!

Anyway.... with no harm done (other than perhaps to my underpants), we crept up the river past some lovely looking anchorages.... ideal for a complete 'get away from the world' type of experience... and carried on up to Orford where we grabbed a visitors buoy...

We proceeded to cook a great suasage casserole with mash, which was consumed with gusto, and then went ashore for a drink... Michael sadly had to depart at this stage due to babysitting challenges, and the remainder of us went to the Jolly Sailor.... where we found Michael propping up the bar waiting for his taxi!

Several pints of Adnams finest later we even managed to get back into the tender without getting wet, and quickly returned to the boat.... Orford is a delight.... it is very quaint, and has a real 'sailing' feel about it... we did nearly manage to wipe out a couple of guys night fishing from the quay on the way... or at least their fishing gear... but narrowly avoided it in the end...

Another late start.... we'd done the calcs sober this time... and we could leave any tine after about 09h00 through to midday..... so a gentle start... another monster breakfast, clearing up all the bacon and sausages, and then about 10h00 we slipped the lines off the mooring buoy....

I decided to let the boat drift back from the mooring on the tide a little to avoid the pick up line... and as we got about 15ft from the bouy, engaged forward gear, and the boat promptly did a 90 degree turn to port...... umhh.... this didn't feel right.... so I grabbed the wheel to swing it over.... there was a strange graunching noise and it went completely slack, and then locked itself solid...... Oh [--word removed--]!.... the steering had just failed.....

We had 2 kts of tide slinging us back up the river.....

I engaged reverse and Morgana did a graceful turn and stuck her stern into the tide.....

I immediately asked Chris to go remove the retaining pin from the anchor while I did my best to keep her off the bank with alternative blasts of reverse and forwards..... somehow or other we ended up just uptide of the mooring we'd just left, and by very gentle throttle application we managed to drift down on it, which thankfully Jim and Chris managed to grab first time.... phew... at least we were secure....

I opened up the access hatch to the rudder post, and it was quite obvious what had happened.... the admittedly slight loose steering cable had jumped off the quadrant.... so we had no steering at all.....

Just 10mins with a pair of spanners had it fixed.... drama over, but crikey, it was a bit of a heart stopper!

So on the second attempt we left the river... this time seeing no less than 1.1m under the keel (although I suspect more water was available slightly to the right of our final track), and with the wind coming directly along the coast had a beat back towards Harwich.

It was a bit windier than the previous day, although still quite warm, but the cloud just taking the edge off.... but we set the sails, and started to tack our way up the coast..... with the tide against us we were fighting a loosing battle, and after standing out a fair way to sea twice we were only just a mile from our starting point... so rolled up the genny and motor sailed back to Harwich seeing the wind rise to about 20kts....

We were soon locked in... and with a bit of tidying up, left by 16h00....

What a truly grand weekend..... excellent company.... excellent food... laughter the whole way.... and to really cap it off, some of the best sailing of the season so far.

Thanks guys... it was brilliant!
 
I did not sleep all the time, but it was very comfy on the foredeck with the red fleece you see here , tucked under my weary head.

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Contrary to popular opinion, we were not laughing all the time, in fact there were long periods where we did not talk to each other. Here is Morgana's Philosophy Masterclass..... a study in people ignoring each other. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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Lunch was hewn out of solid by Solene and Mr Vreny. Their expertise here displayed as a warning to all budding sea chefs.....

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we did get some shots from above..

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And there was the odd laugh....

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Chad came to visit... or some short bloke from Essex anyway

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Doug was looking around to see who had wolf whistled him...

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Often the navigation was complicated....

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And on occasions, the crew daren't look at the depth sounder

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But Orford is worth it.....

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Am stuck working hard in Germany at the moment so no time for a lengthy report... just a quick note to say thanks for the loan of Full Circle, and that I had a great time, we flew the chute, played with sextants and won the RC quiz. More later if somebody doesn't beat me to it.
 
I've put a very long write up on scuttlebut as more girls will see it and maybe we'll get other forumtights to join in next year. Who took photos? I vaguely rerember using Anns camera did I forget to turn it on????
 
Aaarghh! Those photos- you rotters! I was just going to write a post thanking you all for an absolutely brilliant weekend, most relaxed, fun couple of days of sailing I think I've ever had- and then you go and do that to me!! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Seriously, you were all fantastically welcoming, and can I come again next year? (if I've forgiven you by then /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif)

Best wishes,

Pip
 
Just copied here for posterity....


The true tale of the girls weekend (ahem!!!!)

Jim went to Burnham on Thursday night to move full circle onto the pontoon, unfortunately he left the boat keys at home and decided to go for a drink with a friend. He staggered in, after I’d gone to bed in a huff, because he hadn’t informed me where the hell he was and because he knew he’d lose millions of brownie points. He then buggered off to work early the next day before I was up.
I dragged the anchor that had been sitting on the living room floor out to the car on my own, swearing under my breath and planning just retribution. Got to the pontoon and thought the boat had been nicked, went to the office to report it stolen and met the friend who’d been drinking with Jim, who let the cat out of the bag, but offered to take me out to the boat and bring it back to the pontoon by way of compensation. Finally get boat on pontoon and can’t remember how to turn the power on, luckily Ann turns up and shows me how to do it, we want a cup of tea but neither of us know where to turn the gas on, so Ann flashes a leg a the bloke next to us on the pontoon and he does it for us. Karen turns up late as Patrick had a paddy because he had no clean socks and insisted she washed and tumble dried some for him to take away with him on the blokes weekend.
Debs and Bernie roll up a little later but Debs had already been on the bottle having finished work early, and since the kids had gone to grans and Neil , who gave up booze as a new years resolution was away, she certainly made the most of it. She staggered down the pontoon helped by a none too pleased Bernie who had worried all the way to Burnham that she’d throw up I the car. Luckily Debs just went to sleep in the car, however the motion of the pontoon jumping around in the wind was the last straw for debs poor stomach and she clutched onto one of the piles and promptly threw up into someone’s dingy. Happily it belonged to Jims drinking friend, so there is a god after all.
It took three of us to get debs on the boat and we dumped her in the aft cabin to sleep it off. Pip arrived shortly afterwards and we all stared in amazement as she staggered down the pontoon in her stilettos and mini skirt, she drew quite a lot of attention from other boat users especially the chap next door who had obviously rung a few friends to come and have a look at the bunch of mad women on the next boat. I wouldn’t let pip on the boat in her shoes and luckily had a spare of wellies I insisted she wore, which rather dented her appearance. She had apparently come from Brighton marina which explained everything, as we all know they don’t sail on the south coast, only using their boats as a fashion accessory. Bernie had enough clothes to open her own shop and proceeded to take up most of the locker space with her dresses to wear in the evening, she also complained about the lack of 3 pin plugs so how did I think she could use her hair dryer and straigtners?Karen in the meantime had filled the heads with most of the cosmetic counter from boots, and was bemoaning that the light was very poor for applying makeup. At this point I decided I needed a stiff drink and started on the wine everyone then joined in and after a few bottles we were much more relaxed, one of us occasionally checked Debs was still breathing. After a few more bottles we all felt hungry so I rang up the local Indian and got them to deliver to the pontoon, as it was dark then we flashed a torch up the pontoon so he knew where we were, as by that time none of us could have made it up to the shore. Debs woke up when she smelled food and as she felt thirsty started on the wine again. After eating we had a night cap of some of Jims best whisky, well the entire bottle between us but it was the coffee which finished me off. I can’t remember going to bed but apparently I shared a cabin with Bernie and kept her awake for most of the night with my snoring. The following morning the boat looked like a bomb site. None of us got up before midday and we all had hangovers, none of us felt like sailing so Ann, Debs and Myself went back to bed for the afternoon, and Bernie, Karen and Pip went off to do a bit of shopping at Lakeside. When we finally woke up we had tea, stugeron and paracetamol to make us feel better and ready to party at the Royal Corinthian disco.
The others eventually got back with yet more clothes and cosmetics. Bernie had decided she didn’t like the dress she’d bought for the evening so she’d got another, it was rather revealing so she was obviously going to be on the pull. Karen had had a manicure and full set of acrylics which were very nice. Pip obviously had some sort of shoe fetish and had brought 3 pairs, including a pair of white stilettos as a souvenir of her trip to Essex. We had a bottle of champagne to get us in the mood for partying and all got ready to go out.
It was then that I discovered that having left the house in a huff the previous day and having fell asleep in my clothes last night and what with not really getting up all day, I really had nothing to wear. Bernie very kindly offered me one of the dresses she didn’t want to wear but she’s a size 8 and I’m a 22 so that was a no no. I was very peed off by this time and of course it was all Jims fault I’d left my clothes at home, Then I had a brain wave, the perfect punishment for an errant sailing husband. I had told Jim we would use the cruising chute and use it I would. With a little help from the others I soon had a beautiful very slinky sarong to wear.
We went to the Yacht club via a few pubs to get in the mood for dancing. We arrived at the club to discover I’d mixed up the weekend events at the club.
I thought it has a disco, but it was a quiz night. We joined in anyway because we were all having trouble standing ( probably due to being on the boat all day). The first few rounds went ok but Bernie started getting loud and kept shouting at the start of the rounds ‘where’s the questions on machine embroidery’, Meanwhile Pip was eying up the cruising captain and Ann ( the quiet ones are always the worse) was no where to be seen having disappeared into the caller with the bar manager to find a bottle of her favourite wine. Needless to say someone asked me to get my guests to leave as they were lowering the tone of the evening, I took exception to this and stared giving this ponce a piece of my mind, another chap came up and Debs fearing for my life thumped him one, after much kicking, biting and hair pulling the police finally ejected us from the club. Of course I remembered none of this Ann told me what happened next day when she got back from Tonys.

Sunday started much the same as Saturday except I was sick over Bernie, not having made it out of the forward berth after becoming disorientated during the night. Pip had lost a shoe on the way back to the boat, and Karen had a black eye and a loose tooth. Ann just had a silly grin. Debs was still asleep clutching a half empty wine bottle. Then Mary turned up she took one look at us all and immediately left. We all spent the rest of the day sleeping and finally it was time to go home. We’d had a great weekend on the boat and had worked well as a team. Can’t wait for next year.
 
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