Geri Haliwell

Geri Haliwell? Britney Spear's lingerie? Dan, keep that gorilla under control.

Incidentally, I read somewhere that people often called an orang utan an orang utang (with a g) by mistake which cracks up the people of er Sumatra or Borneo cos the first means ' man of the woods' while the second means 'man in debt'.
Perhaps we're all just orang utangs...

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Nothing about Geri in the magazines I saw. They seemed obsessed with the news that Patsy Kensit is about to make a spectacular entrance into Emmerdale (as the soap's new super-bitch, so no type-casting) in a fur coat and a helicopter.

On balance I'd rather be sailing than learning such life-changing information.

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