gagging order not boaty

[sailbadthesinner]

Having seen the smug looking Lady Archer in the Times today
i have decided to gag my secretary

She has seen far too much of me doing nothing or running side businesses. as i cannot at this time afford to pay her off i have decided to forego a gagging order and will just gag her instead.

However i have nothing to hand, not wearing a suit (even in court) I donot have a tie. I have tried a tea towel held in place by computer cables however her cries can still be heard and what about when she goes home?

Is the courts my only solution????


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[Peppermint]

Re: Gagging for it

Do you remember when Lady Archer was described as "fragrant" by a High Court Judge. Was that a posh way of saying that something about her stinks? Or did he mean somethig else?

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[jimi]

Re: Gagging for it

I think it meant he'd like to give her one, and knowing the tendencies of her other half, the old goat thought he might be in with a chance.

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Dear Diary

Monday
Went for lunch with old chums from Eton. altho to be fair i never actually went there. i don't think they minded turning blind eye, once i offered to buy lunch.

Tuesday Defintiely did not spend the afternoon offering a prostitute £3500.


Wednesday. Spent the day scouring entrys in a writing competition i am judging, to plaguarise for my new book

Thursday .Bought this diary. oh dear.

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[jhr]

Simple

Send an email round the office, explaining that she is moonlighting as a Government Spokesperson.

No-one will ever believe anything she says again.

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