Funny Friday Facts for the ladies...

StellaGirl

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Little Known Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth
it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body.

The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home.
What the....?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of 3 1/2 football fields.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a
good thing....)


A cat's urine glows under a black light. (What government study discovered
this????)


Ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What
about that pig??)



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"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure."

I suppose the rest must hate it then? Mind you, I've never seen a reluctant rabbit!

To a pig an orgasm is probably a thoroughly unpleasant experience. To (mis)quote Douglas Adams, "Rather like being drunk". Whats unpleasant about being drunk? Ask a glass of water.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
 

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Otto

Have you never had sex with a Pig?
Well, I've not either but I'm sure someone in Denmark will confirm!



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I think they mean the orgasm lasts for 30 minutes, not it takes 30 minutes to get there....


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I missed this thread yesterday- superb. I think miribriani is a bit scared of a beer drinking girl who talks about orgasms though.

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> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

I worked for a life assurance company and studied mortality - I have never heard of this and I don't believe it - unless it is racist based. I believe that there are many more left handed people in Asia, and on average they don't live as long as westerners, but that is not because they are left handed

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