Friday humour

[Happy1]

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked puzzled but got him a beer, when he finished it, he said "Quick, bring me another beer, its going to start!"

This time she looked angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone - "Quick, another beer before it starts" he said.

That's it, she blows her lid! "You b*$tard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ar$e down, don't even say hello to me and then you expect me to run
around like a slave for you. Don't you realise I cook, clean, wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed, "It's started".....

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[nordic_ranger]

Re: Friday humour for older formites

A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too."



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