French yotties use a "W- Sea"

Re: French yotties use a \"W- Sea\"

Ah. So. Found you out. Your a closset pee'er in the river too!!...../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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Haydn
 
Re: French yotties use a \"W- Sea\"

If someone hears you pumping the heads, it could be misconscrued that you may be doing something else than peeing. Doing it openly at least confirms what is happening.
Just make sure you check wind direction first.

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Re: French yotties use a \"W- Sea\"

you say
If you are a truck driver, you are allowed to pee on the front nearside wheel. Old law from way back.

true, but you have to be modest.... same law also applies to pregnant women !!!

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You mean, you can pee on pregnant women as we as truck wheels!!......... /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

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Haydn
 
Re: French yotties use a \"W- Sea\"

I understand from a USCG report, that a high percentage of yachties who have drowned, when they are recovered it is discovered that they fell overboard while in mid pee - so think twice before dangling from the shrouds!!

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Re: French yotties use a \"W- Sea\"

I used to sail with a yottie friend who used to pee in a mesuring jug and then launch it down wind. This jug also acted as a mesure for the oil for the outboard.

He had a matching one in the galley for cooking.....!!!!!!

"I think we will eat out tonight!!"

All this took place on the broads. (He was a retired river inspector too!!)

D.

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Dont complain!!!

I used to get up to watch 2 lovely looking young ladies having a nude shower on deck each morning. Well not really a shower, it was a bucket and sponge, the sort of thing you would wash your car down. I felt like offering a lending hand!

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Open fly drowning victims

I've tried to stay out of this thread, but Talbot's comment finally drew me in.

Yes, it's true that a relatively high percentage of drowning victims here ARE found with their flies open...but they aren't "yotties," they're fishermen who go out alone in small open boats on rivers and lakes, often at night, and often with a full cooler of beer. And, they aren't wearing PFDs. They stand up to pee over the side, lose their balance and fall in. Some don't manage to climb back out, becoming a statistic and giving rise to an urban legend...at least, in part.



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Re: French yotties use a "W- Sea"

It would possibly be a cause to be noticed if you use the sea toilet people may very well think youve done more than pee! Rather than being out there in public peeing why not in a motor yacht lift the engine hatch pee into the engine bay put on the blower to get rid of any smells and then use the bilge pump to blow it out of the boat no one would suspect anything- this is dependent on the amount you pee as if its volume is too low the bilge pump may not clear it although if you have mates and are prone after a night out to all pee in a line then there should be plenty for the bilge pump to work on.



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Oh DEAR...noooo! Most bilges are enough of a primordial soup to start with (they don't have to be, but they get that way because boat owners never really clean them)...the LAST thing you want to do is add urine to that swamp! And running the blowers would only help to broadcast the foul odors to everyone within 50'!

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Re: French yotties use a \"W- Sea\"

When Leyton had his boat in St Katherine's I saw him go to the bow of his boat and have a Wee. There were thousands of tourists there watching him, the police arrested him for indecent exposure but when the Magistrate saw the size of his Willy he threw the case out for lack of evidence.

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Re: Not just.French yotties....

Living close to Sheerness,we frequently would spot passengers coming off of the ferry from Holland having a whizz at the side of the main road off of the island.This was nearly always without anybody pretending to "hide" from passing traffic.The parties concerned appeared to be very relieved and only response from passing drivers was a toot on the horn with a friendly wave in return.As for peeing over side,I need to check first how cold water is./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
If you need to go....................

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Re: French yotties use a "W- Sea"

Tank Tops Wind Gauge

Able to pee into the wind - wind 0 - 10 knots
Unable to pee into the wind - wind 11 - 15 knots
Have to pee down below and able to stand - wind 16 -25 knots
Have to pee down below and have to sit - wind 26 knots plus

And that accounts for the fact that women always think its windy.

John

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Re: French yotties use a \"W- Sea\"

Thats just reinforced what I already knew. The French are a nasty dirty race. Peeing in the marina, when theres shoreside facilities, just goes to show. Along with feeding their cattle on sewage.

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Re: French yotties use a "W- Sea"

2002 and heading for I.O.W. from Guernsey. At the northern end of the Race the overfalls threw us about somewhat and we ended up with a pot marker around our Port prop fitting somewhat like a hair net. We limped to Cherbourg on one engine and on arrival asked about for a diver. Some three hours later (after lunch) the plongeur arrived avec all his gear on a wheel barrow. He chatted to my my wife and I whilst he smoked his Gaullois and then announced "Je suis pret" He opened his flies and peed into the marina standing next to SWMBO, flicked his fag into the water, donned his dry suit and plonged - removing the port prop problem.
I'm glad when I was diving that we used wet suits because at least we could restrain ourselves from peeing in front of the opposite sex - we, men and women, used to use it as a comfortable form of central heating at 60 ft.

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Re: Nobody seems to have mentioned.........

Well yes. I know weve all pissed in the sink before now. But what you getting at!!

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Haydn
 
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No pump-out required thereby avoiding aerobic evidence?

Does the French peeing in the open date back from Napoleonic times when you could get guillotined for failing to use the public urinal cos they needed the "residue" to make gunpowder? This would tend to indicate that it is a not just a "disgusting" act but indeed a continuance of an early demonstration of civil disobedience?

We Brits just stole the salpetre from India

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Re: Nobody seems to have mentioned.........

When you primarily rely on a Porta Loo as I did on the P32 you quickly realise that peeing in the sink results in fewer trips to the saniitary station................



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