Formation of Sarcastic Twats Club

[KevB]

Opps, Sorry. Seems a member of the forum already runs one.

 

[oldgit]

Can just anybody join or do you have to proposed and seconded by an existing member. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[Gludy]

Nope, I reckon you could both make a good start for it! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[oldgit]

Now all we need is enough folks to form
An events commitee.(Cruising section) F14 and above only Brendan?
A Safety commitee HLB?
Commitee for footware approval Pauline?
Not actually got a boat commitee Eyeno.

 

[Gludy]

Or a Public Relations commitee - me? /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[oldgit]

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[BrendanS]

Well I've just proven my credentials by posting on the Where is Solitaire thread, and commenting on his tender ! <g> So I reckon I'm OK to join

 

[hlb]

Oh. Is that me! Ok.

The Mucky Farter Boat Safety Course For Beginners.

1/ Start engine and go.

2/ Oh Bugger should have checked engines. Oh well!

3/ Go back and uncouple shore power.

4/ Unwrap ropes from prop shaft.

5/ That wotsit thingy on the chart looks interesting.

6/ Hammer prop back into shape.

7/ Check that flares and fire extinguishers are no more than ten years past expiry date.

8/ Test effect on passing yacht.

9/ Put the most effective ones back in box.

10/ Check engines for smoke.

11/ If no smoke. Restart engines!!

 

[sailorman]

can i propose myself as PR chair person
hopefully racylady will second that /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Solitaire]

Treasurer? /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif




Dam, I suppose that qualifies me then! /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

 

[Sammo]

It`s not fair,

I can`t be a member as I`m not sarcastic and everyone knows It takes one to know one.

………………………

 

[milltech]

Steady, I do at least three out of the ten everytime I put to sea.

 

[DAKA]

On the basis that anyone who is easily offended /wound up or can't take a joke shouldn't have even read this far I now formally submit my application.

I propose we encourage a couple of novices to take a Bayliner out this weekend into the North Sea where Gale force winds are forecast.
If I might also be so bold as to volunteer Gludy to go with them in an SD boat to take photos and to report back how they get on.
I would be very interested to know what gets to the rescue first
An RNLI RIB, RNLI Gludy Class or a ******* Frigate !

 

[Gludy]

I clearly stated that I am a meek backroom bod ... nowhere near the class of our scout Brendan so this weekend is a time for him to nip the other way, past Brighton and left after a bit - then scout around the North Sea ........

 

[Its_Only_Money]

[ QUOTE ]
On the basis that anyone who is easily offended /wound up or can't take a joke shouldn't have even read this far I now formally submit my application.

I propose we encourage a couple of novices to take a Bayliner out this weekend into the North Sea where Gale force winds are forecast.
If I might also be so bold as to volunteer Gludy to go with them in an SD boat to take photos and to report back how they get on.
I would be very interested to know what gets to the rescue first
An RNLI RIB, RNLI Gludy Class or a ******* Frigate !

[/ QUOTE ]

I predict the first casualty will be the entire galley sub-assembly of the Bayliner coming adrift from the interior (ask Solitaire... /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif ), so the first rescuer probably needs to be a carpenter who can walk on water...anyone know one?




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[DAKA]

I had forgotten all about that, my Bayliner Galley also moved on a rough trip from Poole to the Solent.
We left Poole with Galley to Port side.
Arrived Pt Solent with Galley to Starboard side.

Still good boats in the right conditions. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[KevB]

In a F10 by any chance?

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[DAKA]

Re: In a F10 by any chance?

Gale force 3 wind against tide ! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Solitaire]

Now now Simon, just because I took Indaba around Gilker in more than a F2 with bolts that wouldn't be found in a B&Q kitchen together there is no need to bring up such a "fine" American boat's pedigree! /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

Just as well you were there to screw it all back together again /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[oldgit]

American boat ,blimey I thought you were talking about a... ...NM

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