Fingers crossed

As i said you didnt get very far. Only 200 hours. May as well have a static caravan.

You can keep your porsches, much prefer the XR4i. Porsches are ten a penny nowadays and are generally driven by twats. Shame really, it used to be BMW that where driven by twats, then Audi, seems it is definately Porsches turn now.
 
Strange how some people think......ROFLMAO

'You can keep your Concorde, I prefer my Gypsy Moth...'

I guess you just have extremely low aspirations then. Such a shame you fail to meet them!
 
No Regrets said:
Strange how some people think......ROFLMAO

'You can keep your Concorde, I prefer my Gypsy Moth...'

I guess you just have extremely low aspirations then. Such a shame you fail to meet them!
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I dont have extremely low asprirations at all.

I bought my first house at 21, owned 3 cars (all outright and all ones i wanted) at 22 and bought my first boat at 25.

Now at 26, i am lucky enough to have a fantastic job, a fantastic partner and a fantastic happy lifestyle full of the objects i/we desired to own and the provisions for a long and happy retirement

We dont want for anything, we have everything we need, but what we dont do is flash the cash around nor act arrogant to those that are not as fortunate as we are. You know what they say "The faster they rise, the harder they fall"
 
No Regrets said:
Strange how some people think......ROFLMAO

'You can keep your Concorde, I prefer my Gypsy Moth...'

I guess you just have extremely low aspirations then. Such a shame you fail to meet them!
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Do you not aspire to own something other than a 29 year old floating caravan?
 
CX54WEK said:
I dont have extremely low asprirations at all.

I bought my first house at 21, owned 3 cars (all outright and all ones i wanted) at 22 and bought my first boat at 25.

Now at 26, i am lucky enough to have a fantastic job, a fantastic partner and a fantastic happy lifestyle full of the objects i/we desired to own and the provisions for a long and happy retirement
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I stole my first car at 13 then stole 3 in one day. I robbed my first house at 14. I have no job several fantastic women with kids with and my final ambition is to be on the Jeremy Kyle show.
 
You have spoiled it now

boatone said:
Will you two young oiks stop scrapping please, or bugger off and sort it out down the rec.?

You're disturbing the peaceful waters of the Thames forum.
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I was looking forward to pulling up a chair and cracking open a bottle of red on Friday night to see how far this spat would go on!

I was pretty sure it would end up with a "big boy" competition...
 
byron said:
I stole my first car at 13 then stole 3 in one day. I robbed my first house at 14. I have no job several fantastic women with kids with and my final ambition is to be on the Jeremy Kyle show.
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Well done, good for you.

When can we expect to see you having a chat with Jez?
 
jecuk said:
You guys killed it off just when it was starting to get exciting....
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True,

I was looking forward to finding out why someone with not one, not two, but three porsches only had a 29 year old caravan.

Must have low aspirations................
 
CX54WEK said:
True,

I was looking forward to finding out why someone with not one, not two, but three porsches only had a 29 year old caravan.

Must have low aspirations................
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Because my first inboard powered boat was very much like yours, a 26ft Sport cruiser, and it was utterly useless for Upper Thames work. At the time, I was a novice boater just like you are now...

My 'Caravan' has two helms, and sleeps 6, whilst enjoying two en-suites.

It steers in a straight line, unlike your fetid Dagenham Dustbin ever did, and is rather better quality than your pointy bathtub.



Over to you.... :)
 
CX54WEK said:
Well done, good for you.

When can we expect to see you having a chat with Jez?
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Easy to recognise me. One tooth, shell suit, trainers and an inability to string two words together. You will hear several fat ugly women similarly dressed complaining about my drinking, beating them, spending my dole money on Weed and Heroin.

Wait a minute. . . that describes everyone on the show. So maybe I have already been on and didn't realise it.
 
CX54WEK said:
True,

I was looking forward to finding out why someone with not one, not two, but three porsches only had a 29 year old caravan.

Must have low aspirations................
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Ouch! how did I miss the posting above. A Classic Broom 30 described so derisively. I suppose Lady Gay will now get called an old Banger, evergreen Freemans will be called Buckets and the Broom Crown be dismissed as a Tub.
 
No Regrets said:
Because my first inboard powered boat was very much like yours, a 26ft Sport cruiser, and it was utterly useless for Upper Thames work. At the time, I was a novice boater just like you are now...

My 'Caravan' has two helms, and sleeps 6, whilst enjoying two en-suites.

It steers in a straight line, unlike your fetid Dagenham Dustbin ever did, and is rather better quality than your pointy bathtub.



Over to you.... :)
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Im afraid i would much rather have my 25ft bathtub than a 30ft almost 30 year old caravan. She may not steer in a straight line on the river but she certainly steers in a straight line given some open water to play in.

Your caravan may have two helms but you cant use them both at once, it may have two en-suites, but you cant use both of those at once. There are only two of us so why waste space on spare helms, spare bathrooms and spare sleeping for six? Id rather have space i can use and we certainly have enough of that.

As for the quality, well thats a matter of choice. If you want to be sleeping, eating and living in 30 years of other peoples skin, sweat and dirt off of 30 year old surfaces thats your choice. Dark woods and throwback fabrics just dont work for me, funny but i didnt think that the owner of three porsches would go for it either. Shame i expected much more than the cheapest Broom you can buy from someone so eager to prove what they have spent on cars.
 
byron said:
Easy to recognise me. One tooth, shell suit, trainers and an inability to string two words together. You will hear several fat ugly women similarly dressed complaining about my drinking, beating them, spending my dole money on Weed and Heroin.

Wait a minute. . . that describes everyone on the show. So maybe I have already been on and didn't realise it.
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Will have to start setting the box to record Jez now so we can keep an eye out for you!!!!
 
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