Exploding Toilet Story!!!!

[Alistairr]

I am getting mighty fed up and totally P##sed off hearing how great the 'Exploding Toilet' Story of Haydns is.
I have been here nearly 2 years now, and the story gets referred to a hell of a lot, on several occasion i have asked about it only to be told its lost for ever and cannae be repeated, Thats Bullsh#t!!!!!!!
Someone must have a copy somewhere or be able to rewrite it surely!!!!

I WANT TO HEAR IT!!!!/forums/images/icons/mad.gif





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[Micky]

If you type in the words "Exploding toilet" into your search bar, there's a couple of stories there to be found. Don't know if they are what your looking for.

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[BrendanS]

You can't. It doesnt' exist anymore, and Haydn won't recreate it

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[jfm]

It is lost. No-one kept a copy. Kim doesn't have it backed up. Was written by HLB in spring of 2000. Story line was simple, Haydn repaired the toilet while underway and it all exploded and squirted crap all over him and the head comaprtment. As ever, it was the way it was written that was so special. Was long, maybe two screens high. Everyone cried with laughter. Cannot be re-created, alas......

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[jimi]

and the olives one .. or was that the same one ?

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[hlb]

The saga of the exploding toilet, can never be repeated, it might even not sound as funny today. Bit like the first olimpic games I suppose, if they ran a mile in 10 minutes, it would have been good. Now not so good.. Besides it's imfamy as a fable holds much more Intrigue, that could ever be reproduced.

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Haydn

 

[MedDreamer]

He did recount it on one of my earliest posts if you want to look back (they are all worth re-reading anyway)

Martyn

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[HeadMistress]

If you're really that desperate for entertainment, I can supply at least a dozen "exploding toilet" stories. You can even create your own by simply blocking your holding tank vent or closing the thru-hull and flushing the toilet long enough..though I wouldn't recommend doing it.

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[hlb]

Ah that bits easy, but can you tell the story???

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Haydn

 

[jhr]

Haydn's story may be lost to the world, but there is always the sad tale of Glen Rosa (sorry, Jimi).

Briefly, (and iirc) some visitors to Jimi's yacht noticed a certain aroma in the heads and started ribbing him about it. Someone (?TwisterKen?) suggested that Jimi had a holding tank on his boat, but didn't know about it, and had therefore never emptied it - hence the smell. Jimi strenuously denied this, both (allegedly) at the time of accusation and subsequently on-line.

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[SteveE]

Wiggo has avery funny story toilet story from our west country cruise this year,

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[Wiggo]

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