Exciting news for Chentleman's Cruise

[claymore]

Exciting news for Chentleman\'s Cruise

After much negotiating I have managed to arrange for the Chents Cruise to take place this year in a British Island full of Virgins (Soay)

on a cat

 

[StugeronSteve]

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There were four and twenty vigins at a stop on the Chentlemens' Cruise,
and when the Cruise was over they had changed from lambs to ewes....

 

[phatcat1]

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The one facing the camera is rather attractive!

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[bilbobaggins]

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[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Exciting news for Chentleman\'s Cruise

singing.... hoofs off the plotter, tails against the wheel...
if your not a chop by Saturday night, you'll never wear mint at all.....

 

[StugeronSteve]

Re: Exciting news for Chentleman\'s Cruise

I was thinking of something a little more along the lines of:-

Singing, baa to your partner,
Hoofs against the wall,
If you've never been tupped on a Saturday night,
You've never been tupped at all.

 

[sailbadthesinner]

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Is it true there will be 23 leopards as tenders?

 

[BlueSkyNick]

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[ QUOTE ]
Is it true there will be 23 leopards as tenders?

[/ QUOTE ]Maybe that should say "......as Fenders."

 

[sailbadthesinner]

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[sarabande]

Re: Exciting news for Chentleman\'s Cruise

Four and twenty vegans ?

 

[StugeronSteve]

Re: Exciting news for Chentleman\'s Cruise

Yep, and when the cruise was over there was not a lentil left.