Ellen or Kylie ?????

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<<had the original post suggested an hour with Chay Blyth or Robin Knox-Johnston, would the male forumites have assumed that sex was a compulsory element?>>

No, but they might have done so if (a) the choice were between, eg, Ben Ainslie and Robbie Williams, and (b) the forumites were women - which would be a more valid comparison, do you not think?

R K-J and CB are both estimable men (and I've met the former) but I don't think that sex would be the first thing to spring to mind in either case, irrespective of whether it were a man or a woman doing the thinking! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif



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I don't suppose this is true but the story goes that in the last days of Concorde a hot shot executive (male) and a potential client are boarding at JFK for a flight to London. At the check in they are told that because the plane is full BA can't find two seats for them next to each other. The executive goes ballistic. "My company spends $millions every year with you guys. I'm in the middle of my biggest deal of the decade and I can't get two lousy seats together..." Overhearing the commotion a BA manager takes charge and says she'll see what she can do. A few minutes later she's back, "Sir" she says, "it's ok. I've fixed it for your colleague to be seated next to you. Miss Minogue said she didn't mind moving..."

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But then I suppose it would be invaded by straight men who get their kicks by imagining that we really want a man to join us for "three-in-a-bed fun"

No, I'd just be happy for a couple of ladies to have a go at trying to convert me to lesbianism.

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This of course raises the question .. "if you are not a lesbian trapped in a man's body, what are you?"

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With Kylie jumping about in heals, denting the deck and wiggling her bottom, and Ellen bursting into tears because she has to change a sail and go up the mast.
Half an hour would be more than enough.
What a choice!



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"if you are not a lesbian trapped in a man's body, what are you?"

Bloody hell. All these years of feeling "different" when suddenly a boating forum makes me realise who I really am......
That's it jimi, I'm a lesbian in a mans body. Come get me girls.....
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Alastair wrote
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Having said that, I bet Ellen is more interesting company.
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More interesting than Kylie or girlfriend?

Be very, very careful how you reply!



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Nah! put my stake in ground much earlier in thread, Crewgirl or Felicity Kendal for me! :)

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