Ellen or Kylie ?????

[Otto]

I'm with KevB on this one!

Kylie may be "just a shag", but if she is, I'd like to find out for myself, thank you. I can talk about sailing to any number of people at the yacht club.

Honestly, this talk of "good company" over an incredibly hot chick is the talk of fat, bald men who know they have zero chance of bedding Kylie!


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[KevB]

Absolutely.

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[cameronke]

Only an hour!

Would hardly get through the foreplay!

(PC be damned!)

Regards
Cameron ;-)

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[Evadne]

I take exception to that. /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif I'm not balding....

To answer the original question, Kylie of course.

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[KevB]

Foreplay. Please explain?

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[cameronke]

fore ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fôr, fr)
adj.
Located at or toward the front; forward.
Earlier in order of occurrence; former.

n.
Something that is located at or toward the front.
The front part.

play ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pl)
v. played, play·ing, plays
v. intr.
To occupy oneself in amusement, sport, or other recreation: children playing with toys.

To take part in a game: No minors are eligible to play.
To participate in betting; gamble.
To act in jest or sport: They're not arguing in earnest, they're just playing.
To deal or behave carelessly or indifferently; toy. See Synonyms at flirt.
To behave or converse sportively or playfully.
To act or conduct oneself in a specified way: play fair; an investor who plays cautiously.
To act, especially in a dramatic production.
Music.
To perform on an instrument: play on an accordion.
To emit sound or be sounded in performance: The band is playing.
To be performed, as in a theater or on television: A good movie is playing tonight.
To be received or accepted: a speech that played poorly with the voters.
To move or seem to move quickly, lightly, or irregularly: The breeze played on the water.
To function or discharge uninterruptedly: The fountains played in the courtyard.
To move or operate freely within a bounded space, as machine parts do.


Sounds like screwing up a spinaker hoist!

Regards
Cameron

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[Cobra]

Foreplay Aussie style...

Brace yerself Sheila!

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[snowleopard]

one of mike peyton's best cartoons showed a yacht club bar where an unglamourous woman was surrounded by a group of men fawning on her. two bimbos standing alone at the other end of the bar were saying something like "yachtmaster instructor, five transatlantics, how can we compete..."

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[DepSol]

An hour with Ellen hmmph maybe in one hour I could get her to try and crack a smile but an hour with Kylie...now your talking any hour would do 5 minutes would be a start. A whole uninterupted hour with KYLIE YES PLEASE.

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[Sybarite]

I think with Kylie my boat would risk developing a port lust...

John

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[FergusM]

Of the two, Ellen. But maybe I'm getting old, because if one of the options was Felicity Kendal ...

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[Olly]

Kylies latest squeeze is Olivier Martinez - a total, complete and utter sex god if ever there was one (fell in lust with him years ago but Kylie pipped me to the post - so to speak). Sorry gentlemen (I use the term reservedly after reading SOME of the replied to this post) but with Olivier in her bed ooops sorry life, I think you are seriously deluding yourselves!

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[BrendanS]

Felicity Kendal!

OooH! Now you're talking!!!

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[LaurenceK]

Having posted the original question I feel I have to rise to the defense of Ms Minogue. The poor girl seems to have been declared a bimbo simply because she is sexy and stunningly good looking.

In fact she was utterly charming and clearly an intelligent lass. She completely captivated the other chaps with me (obviously) but also the two or three women there by simply being a very genuine and enthusiastic girl. She entranced the lot of us.

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[DepSol]

ooooh no she is no Bimbo she is a SEX GODESS shhhhwwwiiiinnnng

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[Seafort]

What also interests me is that Oliver bought Kylie a vintage 50ft sailing yacht called White Wings. Did she give it back?/forums/images/icons/wink.gif.

Would be a little more comfortable than an open 60...

Dave.

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[fastjedi]

How about 30 minutes ... with both of the them together? I'm not quite sure what my 30 minute passage plan would be though .... Do any of you more experienced seafarers have any suggestions (I don't remember them covering this on my Yachtmaster theory coarse)

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[marina95]

I take it you're bi-sexual then? (Oliver and Kylie together)...

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[wishbones]

Perhaps we need a separate section for dykes? But then I suppose it would be invaded by straight men who get their kicks by imagining that we really want a man to join us for "three-in-a-bed fun"! I can't help wondering; had the original post suggested an hour with Chay Blyth or Robin Knox-Johnston, would the male forumites have assumed that sex was a compulsory element?

And in case you haven't already guessed, my vote goes to Ellen, for when she finally comes out of the hanging locker!

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[tome]

<Ellen, for when she finally comes out of the hanging locker>

Not engaging in a bit of stereotyping yourself here, perchance? One thing that most of us have in common is that we're part of a minority/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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