simongoldthorpe
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Don\'t know who\'s interested..
... but I've just spent £879 on a a new PP471/0499 with red gum technology as standard. Course the thing is that you don't have to actually talk into it, you just think what you want to say and it automatically cuts and pastes the weekend weather forecast onto any forum worldwide. I've added the TWot/hEad accessory which uses synchro-dikbraen to upload the latest chandlers bargain lists, an absolute must if you're going on any sort of long (more than 2nm) passage.
Talking of passages it will also post sufficient drivel every 2 hours to get up everybody else's back passage.
Now I think I should point out, having done acres of research, that what a lot of forumites are clearly forgetting is that you know sod-all, and I, having launched the good ship Glastrontitanic, know absolutely everything that was ever worth knowing in relation to anything to do with water. This includes how to empty a bath in less than 15 seconds, using nothing more than a sliced loaf from Lidl ( a bargain at £15.99), and how to do remote toasting via a teleport, USB enabled, Sony self-inflating, widescreen generator.
Sorry folks - couldn't resist, probably too much wine.
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... but I've just spent £879 on a a new PP471/0499 with red gum technology as standard. Course the thing is that you don't have to actually talk into it, you just think what you want to say and it automatically cuts and pastes the weekend weather forecast onto any forum worldwide. I've added the TWot/hEad accessory which uses synchro-dikbraen to upload the latest chandlers bargain lists, an absolute must if you're going on any sort of long (more than 2nm) passage.
Talking of passages it will also post sufficient drivel every 2 hours to get up everybody else's back passage.
Now I think I should point out, having done acres of research, that what a lot of forumites are clearly forgetting is that you know sod-all, and I, having launched the good ship Glastrontitanic, know absolutely everything that was ever worth knowing in relation to anything to do with water. This includes how to empty a bath in less than 15 seconds, using nothing more than a sliced loaf from Lidl ( a bargain at £15.99), and how to do remote toasting via a teleport, USB enabled, Sony self-inflating, widescreen generator.
Sorry folks - couldn't resist, probably too much wine.
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